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    May 2011
    Murray Bridge SA

    Default This weeks funnies

    Registration on the first day back at school in Leicester England:
    Teacher asks Mustafa Al Sheriah
    Teacher asks Ahmed El Sheriah
    Teacher asks Fatima El Bindiri
    Teacher asks again Ali Acmah Shabeeb
    Teacher asks Ali Sun Al En
    No answer
    Teacher asks again Ali Sun Al En
    No answer again
    Teacher asks yet again Ali Sun Al En
    Little girl at the back stands up and says "it's pronounced Alison Allen."

    As the coffin was being lowered into the ground at a Parking Officer's funeral, a voice from inside screams: "I'm not dead, I'm not dead. Let me out"
    The Vicar smiles, leans forward, sucking air through his teeth and mutters, "Too late, mate, the paperwork's already done."

    I woke up this morning at 8 and could sense something was wrong.
    I got downstairs and found the wife face down on the kitchen floor, not breathing! I panicked. I didn't know what to do.
    Then I remembered the local cafe serve breakfast until 11.30.

    I woke to go to the toilet in the middle of the night and noticed a burglar sneaking through next door's garden.
    Suddenly my neighbour came from nowhere and smacked him over the head with a shovel killing him instantly.
    He then began to dig a grave with the shovel.
    Astonished, I got back into bed.
    My wife said "Darling, you're shaking, what is it?"
    "You'll never believe what I've just seen!" I said, "That tosser next door has still got my bloody shovel."
    To grow old is mandatory, growing up is optional.

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    Well if it wasn't a bloody shovel before it probably is now.
    My advice would be to let him keep the bloody shovel.

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