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    Default What's Your Golfing Secret?

    A gushy young female reporter told Jack Nicklaus, "You are spectacular, your name is synonymous with the game of golf.

    You really know your way around the course. What's your secret?"

    Nicklaus replied, "The holes are numbered."
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    Nicklaus replied, "The holes are numbered."
    having actually had the pleasure to be introduced to Jack Nicklaus at the 1977 australian open and socialised with him, this sounds like the man's sense of humour and is probably true.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rodgera View Post
    A gushy young female reporter told Jack Nicklaus, "You are spectacular, your name is synonymous with the game of golf.

    You really know your way around the course. What's your secret?"

    Nicklaus replied, "The holes are numbered."

    "The holes are numbered"

    And so are your days Rodger with that one.

    Allan
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