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    I see that we are still in the bowl.

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    Seat up or down

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    While we are taking about seats, can anyone explain the strange insistence by some women that blokes leave the seat down? A puzzle.
    John

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    Ah, but I live alone, and insist that all females using "the facility" put the seat back UP!!!!

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    Why not compromise and provide a little prop to leave it @ 45 degrees.
    Both parties should be happy with that.
    Not too hard for a woodie to fix one of life little problems.
    Have a good one
    Keith

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    Quote Originally Posted by armourj View Post
    While we are taking about seats, can anyone explain the strange insistence by some women that blokes leave the seat down? A puzzle.
    Can't understand that myself either, haven't you seen the mess you cause when you leave the seat down when you use the toilet.?
    Reality is no background music.
    Cheers John

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    Quote Originally Posted by munruben View Post
    Can't understand that myself either, haven't you seen the mess you cause when you leave the seat down when you use the toilet.?
    No but finding glad wrap has been put across the top has resulted in a few surprises for some.

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    Quote Originally Posted by wheelinround View Post
    No but finding glad wrap has been put across the top has resulted in a few surprises for some.
    Reality is no background music.
    Cheers John

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    Quote Originally Posted by wheelinround View Post
    No but finding glad wrap has been put across the top has resulted in a few surprises for some.
    Wheelin'

    You didn't go to the Uni of NSW and live in New College in the mid 70's did you ?

    BTW vegemite on a black toilet seat produced some interesting comments.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Bleeder View Post
    Wheelin'

    You didn't go to the Uni of NSW and live in New College in the mid 70's did you ?

    BTW vegemite on a black toilet seat produced some interesting comments.
    No had some friends who did though haven't seen a black toilet seat since about those times ..........could be why!!

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    These jokes are beginning to brown me off!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by artme View Post
    These jokes are beginning to brown me off!!
    Thought you might be blown away Arthur
    Reality is no background music.
    Cheers John

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    These toilet jokes are not even dunny,
    ... sorry, funny.

    Allan
    Life is short ... smile while you still have teeth.

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