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Thread: Who Needs a Man
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26th January 2007, 09:34 PM #1
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Who Needs a Man
If you want someone who will do anything to please you, get a dog.
If you want someone who will bring you the newspaper without tearing through it first for the sports page, get a dog.
If you want someone who'll make a total fool of himself because he's glad to see you, get a dog.
If you want someone who eats whatever you put in front of him and never says his mother made it better, get a dog.
If you want someone who never touches the remote, couldn't care less about Monday Night Football, and watches dramatic movies with you as long as you want, get a dog.
If you want someone who'll be content just to snuggle up and keep you warm in bed, and whom you can kick out of bed if he slobbers and snores, get a dog.
If you want someone who never criticizes anything you do, doesn't care how good or bad you look, acts as though every word you say is worth hearing, never complains, and loves you unconditionally all the time, get a dog.
On the other hand...If you want someone who never comes when you call him, totally ignores you when you walk in the room, leaves hair all over the place, walks all over you, prowls around all night and comes home only to eat and sleep all day, and acts as though you are there only to see that He's happy...
Get a CAT!
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26th January 2007 09:34 PM
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26th January 2007, 11:05 PM
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Hmmmm, the cat came as a surprise. Mind you if you wanted someone witty, charming and considerate, will do anything asked etc, would that be a man? just wanted to know your thoughts woodgirl as your post went right over my head
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27th January 2007, 09:55 AM
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27th January 2007, 10:02 AM
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Now lets not get catty.
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27th January 2007, 10:29 AM
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Do they make 'em like that?Originally Posted by johnc
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27th January 2007, 10:32 AM
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27th January 2007, 10:37 AM
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We're supposed to have enough time to be excellent at EVERYTHING.....or else your out...... We need to sleep to uno. ....
women out there like that too I've noticed. Sneering about how some men are bastards because they scratch there #### the wrong way or something stupid like that .......
27th January 2007, 10:41 AM
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Sorry WoodGirl,
I'm already married.
Woof, Woof.
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27th January 2007, 10:41 AM
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We all need to chip in and get WoodGirl a dog
But which type..............a Boxer??
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27th January 2007, 08:42 PM
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Nearly all of us (blokes) on the forum think we are like that, it just that some women find our charms a bit harder to find than others. SWMBO thinks she is still unable to find them, but we wont go there.Do they make 'em like that?
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27th January 2007, 11:21 PM
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Jake,
if, like me, you learn how to scratch your #### properly you will no longer be sneered at.
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28th January 2007, 12:18 AM
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Actually, the description of the dog sounds a lot like my rather nice husband. Except for the bit about the remote control, of course. But we fixed him. We found a really good hiding place for that.
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28th January 2007, 11:41 AM
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Except for the bit about the remote control, of course. But we fixed him. We found a really good hiding place for that.
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28th January 2007, 08:30 PM
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So if you have a dog instead of a man, do you have batteries instead of foreplay.
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28th January 2007, 09:36 PM
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fore-play, isn't that golf???
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