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    My wife was screaming at me: "Leave! Get out of this house!" she ordered.
    As I was walking out the door she yelled, "I hope you die a slow and painful death!"
    So I turned around and replied, "So now you want me to stay?"
    Cheers Fred



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    Boom, tish.

    Why do men die before their wives?
    They want to.
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