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  1. 24th March 2010, 06:24 PM #1
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    Default Wine with Dinner

    I was nervous the night my wife and I brought our three young sons
    to an upscale restaurant for the first time. I ordered a bottle of wine with the meal.

    When the waitress brought it, our children became quiet as she began the ritual uncorking.

    She poured a small Amount for my wife to taste, and then our six-year-old
    piped up, "Mom usually drinks a lot more than that!"
    Androgens Order
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    Same restaurant - same night.

    I took my wife there and she said she wanted
    a wine.

    So I let her ...

    She whined about the waitresses, whined about the food etc. etc.

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    Favourite winter whine in Sydney: "I wanna go to Brisbane!" (adapted from New York -> Miami).

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