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  1. 21st March 2010, 05:28 PM #1
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    An African tribesman went to see a witch doctor.
    "Doc!" He said "I have this terrible rash. Can you do anything to cure it?"
    "Sure said the witch doctor, you have to kill your best friend."
    "Put him in a pot & boil him down well and then rub the solution on the rash."
    Several days later he goes back to the witch doctor an says. "Doc I killed my best friend, put him in a pot, and boiled him like you said and rubbed the solution on the rash, it's been cured, what do you call this stuff?".

    The Doc replied!!! "Pal o mine lotion."
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    Quote Originally Posted by BEKKY View Post
    An African tribesman went to see a witch doctor.
    "Doc!" He said "I have this terrible rash. Can you do anything to cure it?"
    "Sure said the witch doctor, you have to kill your best friend."
    "Put him in a pot & boil him down well and then rub the solution on the rash."
    Several days later he goes back to the witch doctor an says. "Doc I killed my best friend, put him in a pot, and boiled him like you said and rubbed the solution on the rash, it's been cured, what do you call this stuff?".

    The Doc replied!!! "Pal o mine lotion."

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