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  1. 15th April 2010, 09:08 PM #1
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    A handsome man and an attractive woman met at a local watering trough. After they'd become acquainted, she asked for a ride to the airport (or train station or bus station). He agreed to transport her.

    Along the way, she declared that she was a witch, and that she had magical powers. He was naturally skeptical, and challenged her to perform a magic trick.

    She whispered some magic words to him, and he immediately turned into a
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  3. 15th April 2010, 10:43 PM #2
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    I don't get it.
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    I thought he was going to say that "he turned into a side street"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chesand View Post
    I thought he was going to say that "he turned into a side street"
    I think you're right. I was flying on instruments (memory) only.

    wongdai, try to imagine what she might have said.

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