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4th September 2022, 03:57 PM #1GOLD MEMBER
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Wonderful Brian
A man walked out to the street and caught a taxi just going by. He got into the taxi, and the cabbie said, "Perfect timing. You're just like Brian!
Passenger: "Who?"
Cabbie: "Brian Sullivan. He's a guy who did everything right all the time. Like my coming along when you needed a cab, things happen like that to Brian Sullivan, every single time."
Passenger: "There are always a few clouds over everybody."
Cabbie: "Not Brian Sullivan. He was a terrific athlete. He could have won the Grand Slam at tennis. He could golf with the pros. He sang like an opera baritone and danced like a Broadway star and you should have heard him play the piano. He was an amazing guy."
Passenger: "Sounds like he was something really special."
Cabbie: "There's more. He had a memory like a computer. He remembered everybody's birthday. He knew all about wine, which foods to order and which fork to eat them with. He could fix anything. Not like me. I change a fuse, and the whole street blacks out. But Brian Sullivan, he could do everything right."
Passenger: "Wow. Some guy then."
Cabbie: "He always knew the quickest way to go in traffic and avoid traffic jams. Not like me, I always seem to get stuck in them. But Brian, he never made a mistake, and he really knew how to treat a woman and make her feel good. He would never answer her back even if she was in the wrong; and his clothing was always immaculate, shoes highly polished too. He was the perfect man! He never made a mistake. No one could ever measure up to Brian Sullivan."
Passenger: "An amazing fellow. How did you meet him?"
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Cabbie: "Well, I never actually met Brian. He died. I'm married to his bloody widow"To grow old is mandatory, growing up is optional.
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4th September 2022, 04:43 PM #2Intermediate Member
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That joke would be funny - if it wasn't so close to the truth!
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4th September 2022, 08:51 PM #3GOLD MEMBER
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I found out why Brian died??????
He wanted some piece and quiet.To grow old is mandatory, growing up is optional.
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5th September 2022, 10:46 AM #4SENIOR MEMBER
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10th September 2022, 12:58 AM #5GOLD MEMBER
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You know when you go shopping for only a few items, and they ask, "Would you like a bag?"
My answer is always, "No thanks, just got rid of one!!!"
I get few bad looks, but I get a lot of smiles too.To grow old is mandatory, growing up is optional.
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15th September 2022, 12:39 PM #6
my answer is, "she's out in the car."
dad jokesI would love to grow my own food, but I can not find bacon seeds
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