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    Default Wonderful Brian

    A man walked out to the street and caught a taxi just going by. He got into the taxi, and the cabbie said, "Perfect timing. You're just like Brian!


    Passenger: "Who?"


    Cabbie: "Brian Sullivan. He's a guy who did everything right all the time. Like my coming along when you needed a cab, things happen like that to Brian Sullivan, every single time."


    Passenger: "There are always a few clouds over everybody."


    Cabbie: "Not Brian Sullivan. He was a terrific athlete. He could have won the Grand Slam at tennis. He could golf with the pros. He sang like an opera baritone and danced like a Broadway star and you should have heard him play the piano. He was an amazing guy."


    Passenger: "Sounds like he was something really special."


    Cabbie: "There's more. He had a memory like a computer. He remembered everybody's birthday. He knew all about wine, which foods to order and which fork to eat them with. He could fix anything. Not like me. I change a fuse, and the whole street blacks out. But Brian Sullivan, he could do everything right."


    Passenger: "Wow. Some guy then."


    Cabbie: "He always knew the quickest way to go in traffic and avoid traffic jams. Not like me, I always seem to get stuck in them. But Brian, he never made a mistake, and he really knew how to treat a woman and make her feel good. He would never answer her back even if she was in the wrong; and his clothing was always immaculate, shoes highly polished too. He was the perfect man! He never made a mistake. No one could ever measure up to Brian Sullivan."


    Passenger: "An amazing fellow. How did you meet him?"


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    Cabbie: "Well, I never actually met Brian. He died. I'm married to his bloody widow"
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    That joke would be funny - if it wasn't so close to the truth!

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    I found out why Brian died??????

    He wanted some piece and quiet.
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    Quote Originally Posted by KBs PensNmore View Post
    I found out why Brian died??????

    He wanted some piece and quiet.
    The trouble is, his wife didn't want him to have another piece.

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    You know when you go shopping for only a few items, and they ask, "Would you like a bag?"
    My answer is always, "No thanks, just got rid of one!!!"
    I get few bad looks, but I get a lot of smiles too.
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    my answer is, "she's out in the car."

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