How woodworkers choose their wives

**AlexS** · 18th February 2000, 10:13 AM

A certain woodworker had three girlfriends, but couldn't decide which one he wanted to marry, so he gave each of them $5000 to see what she would do with it.

The first one came back and said "Darling, I've spent the $5000 on planting seedlings of the most beautiful cabinet timbers for you. As our love grows, so will the trees, and you will have a valuable asset in your old age.

The second one came back and said she'd spent the money on buying top of the line tools and equipment for the woodworker, so that he would always be happy, and think of her whenever he was working.

The third one came back an told him she'd spent the money on setting up a gallery where he could sell his work. "When people come to see your work, they'll also see how much in love we are.

The woodworker thought about what they'd each done, and finally married the one with the biggest boobs.

**echnidna** · 10th January 2007, 04:11 PM

verrry interesting logic
good choice though

**Groggy** · 10th January 2007, 05:15 PM

A woodworker with $15 000 to give away? Come on....

**AlexS** · 11th January 2007, 11:55 AM

Does Echnidna win the Lazarus award for resurrecting the longest-dead post?

**echnidna** · 11th January 2007, 12:19 PM

This resurrected thread is a lot older
http://www.woodworkforums.ubeaut.com...027#post441027

**Ianab** · 11th January 2007, 04:30 PM

Originally Posted by Groggy

A woodworker with $15 000 to give away? Come on....

A woodworker with 3 girlfriends? Come on.....

Ian

**John Saxton** · 11th January 2007, 10:06 PM

Nothing wrong with a woodworker having 3 interests

as long as they're on alternate nights

Cheers

**JDarvall** · 11th January 2007, 10:13 PM

Originally Posted by Ianab

A woodworker with 3 girlfriends? Come on.....

Ian

A woodworker with a choice ? come on.....

I've never been swave enough to be chosey.

..... I know, I know. How could THAT be possible.

**JackoH** · 12th January 2007, 08:38 AM

At least it's about a woodworker (even if adapted from another old joke) As such it is probably the first joke since this forum started way back in the 90's to actually have some connection with the hobby! Congratulations.

**echnidna** · 12th January 2007, 08:41 AM

Originally Posted by John Saxton

Nothing wrong with a woodworker having 3 interests

as long as they're on alternate nights

Cheers

Na yer need them all at the same time,
otherwise when d'ya make sawdust

**AlexS** · 12th January 2007, 01:48 PM

Originally Posted by JackoH

At least it's about a woodworker (even if adapted from another old joke) As such it is probably the first joke since this forum started way back in the 90's to actually have some connection with the hobby! Congratulations.

No, this one is the first

http://www.woodworkforums.ubeaut.com...ead.php?t=2585

**JackoH** · 14th January 2007, 09:26 AM

Picky!

**Jeff** · 16th January 2007, 01:37 PM

A man should know a woman who is wealthy, beautiful and sexy. Preferably at three seperate addresses!

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