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    Why did the chicken break wind?

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    Quote Originally Posted by DaveTTC View Post
    Why did the chicken break wind?

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    Chickens don't break wind Dave, they vent and it's wet & sloppy!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by DaveTTC View Post
    Why did the chicken break wind?

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    To many of your pancakes mate!.

    Quote Originally Posted by crowie View Post
    Chickens don't break wind Dave, they vent and it's wet & sloppy!!!!
    To much information mate!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Repliconics View Post
    For the love of all that's good in the world "DON'T"
    The last thing any of us need is a long weekend with Dave armed with more out of date Jokes!.

    Honestly there's only so many reasons as to why a chicken would cross a road.
    Also someone needs to point out to Dave that just because it breaks wind half way across it doesn't add to the punch line.

    Leave the book at home Charlie!

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    OK - will do.

    Jokes didn't go down well with the kids on Christmas Day

    Hope the Brough work goes well today

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    Quote Originally Posted by Keith_1 View Post
    OK - will do.

    Jokes didn't go down well with the kids on Christmas Day

    Hope the Brough work goes well today

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    Leave the book. Just bring the pages

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    Quote Originally Posted by crowie View Post
    Chickens don't break wind Dave, they vent and it's wet & sloppy!!!!

    That's cool I didn't know that.

    Thank you for sharing.

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    Even though I've some how managed to reduce my Brough thread to Chicken Flatulence I'll try to carry on!.

    Very slow progress today fitting and blending the exhaust port into the head.
    After realising I didn't have a vice to hold thing's while drilling out the port, I went with the Dremel and recessed the area that way.
    It worked well even though at times it wasn't to pretty!.

    Here's two shots of the PVC that forms the port roughly held in place with some bodyfiller.
    And later in primer after the area has been shaped out with filler.

    IMG_8373.jpg IMG_8379.jpg

    This is the other side of the port showing the progressive affect of two coats of spray filler as it builds up a blended surface.

    IMG_8372.jpg IMG_8378.jpg

    The hardest part of the hole thing is sanding off the excess bodyfiller.
    There's only 3mm between each of the fins and not much room to work.
    Still I enjoy the process as it all starts to take shape.

    Cheers
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    Looking sweet

    Good you were able to 'feather' if off with the dremel

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    It looks ace Trev,

    Fantastic

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    Cylinders are looking great Trev.

    Your chicken with wind was nothing compared to the nightmare I had.

    Trev was found on my doorstep on a visit to the UK came in and emptied all the plastic modelling sheets out of my store along with all the small modelling wood, you then realised that you would exceed you weight limit for the flight home but instead of leaving all of the modelling goodies you found you left all your dirty washing. Thank goodness I woke up

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    The worst thing is mate it sounds like just what I'd do!.
    You've got to get your priority's right!.

    But I have to say I'm glad for your sake that you woke when you did.
    Because it would've only gotten worse from there!.

    Cheers Dal I hoping you have sweeter dreams from now on!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Repliconics View Post

    But I have to say I'm glad for your sake that you woke when you did.
    Because it would've only gotten worse from there!.
    Yep and that was just where I store stuff good job the shed was locked

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dalboy View Post
    Cylinders are looking great Trev.

    Your chicken with wind was nothing compared to the nightmare I had.

    Trev was found on my doorstep on a visit to the UK came in and emptied all the plastic modelling sheets out of my store along with all the small modelling wood, you then realised that you would exceed you weight limit for the flight home but instead of leaving all of the modelling goodies you found you left all your dirty washing. Thank goodness I woke up
    WOW,

    Dreaming about Trevor - what can I say !!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Keith_1 View Post
    WOW,

    Dreaming about Trevor - what can I say !!!

    No not dreaming Keith Nightmares

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    Quote Originally Posted by Repliconics View Post
    The worst thing is mate it sounds like just what I'd do!.
    You've got to get your priority's right!.

    But I have to say I'm glad for your sake that you woke when you did.
    Because it would've only gotten worse from there!.

    Cheers Dal I hoping you have sweeter dreams from now on!
    Trev.
    I cant imagine it saving much weight. Only ever seen you in a shirt and pants lol. Would you be flying home like a clean skin

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