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Forum: WOODIES JOKES

Heard a good joke about woodworking lately? Seen a good comic strip? Maybe know a tall TALE or two that could even be true. Let's hear it from you.

  1. Sticky Thread Sticky: Keep it clean

    Started by Big Shed, 8th February 2012 02:12 PM
    ages, bar, clean, confused, cross, daughter, determine, forum, forums, front, inappropriate, increase, joke, jokes, local, people, post, posting, pub.no, read, section, simple
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 12,398
    14th March 2017, 08:08 AM Go to last post
  2. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVIII

    Started by jmk89, 25th September 2018 11:40 AM
    90 Pages
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    • Replies: 1,338
    • Views: 107,648
    9th September 2019, 11:51 AM Go to last post
  3. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun Mk XX

    Started by jmk89, 3rd March 2021 10:27 AM
    57 Pages
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    • Replies: 848
    • Views: 30,589
    21st February 2024, 07:19 PM Go to last post
  4. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XIX

    Started by jmk89, 9th September 2019 11:53 AM
    100 Pages
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    • Replies: 1,495
    • Views: 63,064
    3rd March 2021, 09:27 AM Go to last post
  5. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVII

    Started by jmk89, 5th February 2018 11:56 AM
    102 Pages
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    25th September 2018, 09:10 AM Go to last post
  1. What's wrong with this picture?

    Started by 419, 17th August 2023 11:47 PM
    • Replies: 11
    • Views: 1,189
    20th August 2023, 05:18 PM Go to last post
  2. Biscuit joiner for sale - Cute

    Started by 419, 7th August 2023 11:30 PM
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 640
    8th August 2023, 08:44 AM Go to last post
  3. Drafting blokes over 60

    Started by 741Baus, 23rd February 2009 10:16 AM
    18-year-old, 20-foot, attitudes, blokes, bullet, completing, couple, cranky, day, drafting, enemy, energy, excuse, guys, house, join, military, outrun, rope, screaming, sending, sex, sleep, soldier, terrorists, tired, track, wall, waste, world
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,714
    23rd February 2009, 10:16 AM Go to last post
  4. Don't talk to the parrot

    Started by 741Baus, 21st May 2009 05:19 PM
    bill, bird, calling, carpet, cursing, day, dishwasher, dog, drove, finally, fix, incessant, lay, leave, listen, mat, nuts, parrot, repairman, replied, shut, spike, stupid, talk, time, ugly, wandas, watching, yelled, yelling
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,018
    21st May 2009, 07:41 PM Go to last post
  5. Senior's texting code:

    Started by A Duke, 3rd June 2012 03:28 PM
    bring, code, dentures, friend, furniture, gas, gotta, laughing, lawrence, lipitor, living, lmdo, lol, lwo, massage, ommr, omsg, prunes, recliner, rofl…cgu, rolling, senior, seniors, sggp, texting, walker, welks, wet, wtp, wwno
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,155
    3rd June 2012, 03:59 PM Go to last post
  6. Mri

    Started by A Duke, 9th May 2017 04:51 PM
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 455
    9th May 2017, 04:51 PM Go to last post
  7. Road hogs

    Started by A Duke, 29th May 2013 10:30 PM
    ####, #######, country, cruising, draw, force, hit, hogs, hoons, lady, level, middle, past, piece, pigs, road, roaring, screamed, screams
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 893
    29th May 2013, 10:30 PM Go to last post
  8. Smile Mythical Horse

    Started by A Duke, 3rd May 2011 03:18 PM
    ancient, beers, bring, called, couple, eternal, hay, heard, horse, language, lasting, mary, mate, modern, mythical, mythology, nag, pegasus, peggie, shed, short, steed, wife, woody
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,072
    3rd May 2011, 05:21 PM Go to last post
  9. Wink Academic qualifications

    Started by A Duke, 30th December 2010 08:14 PM
    academic, deeper, letters, means, phd, piled, qualifications, stand, wonderd
    • Replies: 6
    • Views: 1,226
    13th January 2011, 08:42 AM Go to last post
  10. Homeward ho

    Started by A Duke, 16th November 2014 03:30 PM
    homeward
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 661
    16th November 2014, 03:30 PM Go to last post
  11. Be ready to duck when you tell this one

    Started by A Duke, 1st January 2012 07:08 PM
    difference, duck, oiled, quieter, ready, robot, woman
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,094
    3rd January 2012, 08:06 PM Go to last post
  12. Avoid Stress

    Started by A Duke, 14th May 2017 04:33 PM
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 902
    14th May 2017, 04:33 PM Go to last post
  13. Dumb Cop

    Started by A Duke, 5th September 2013 10:39 AM
    car, cardigan, cop, driving, drove, dumb, knitting, lady, mini, occupants, officer, passenger, patrol, policeman, pull, realised, seat, shouted, whilst, window
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,196
    5th September 2013, 11:09 AM Go to last post
  14. Today

    Started by A Duke, 1st April 2017 10:48 AM
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 867
    1st April 2017, 10:48 AM Go to last post
  15. Gynaecologists

    Started by A Duke, 6th November 2012 05:17 PM
    gynaecologists, people, talk, time.wink
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 904
    6th November 2012, 05:21 PM Go to last post
  16. Potatoes

    Started by A Duke, 21st July 2021 04:45 PM
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 636
    23rd July 2021, 08:08 AM Go to last post
  17. Little old lady drivers

    Started by A Duke, 23rd June 2012 06:21 PM
    blast, cardigan, couple, cow, drivers, driving, force, hit, hoons, knees, knitting, lady, officer, past, pig, pigs, pull, road, roaring, shout, shouts, silly, siren, slowly, steering, sudden, the%, ther, time, window
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,154
    23rd June 2012, 06:21 PM Go to last post
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,041
    20th June 2022, 08:17 PM Go to last post
  18. Virgin

    Started by aiwoz, 17th January 2006 06:03 PM
    agony, art, beautiful, blouse, breasts, crate.;, doc, drops, falls, girl, ground, guy, honeymoon, hotel, immediately, marries, mentions, neat, nite, pants, reveal, rips, sided, splint, straight, taped, touched, untouched, virgin, week
    • Replies: 5
    • Views: 1,888
    19th January 2006, 12:33 AM Go to last post
  19. Special Fasteners to Accommodate Pesky Small Drilling Errors

    Started by aldav, 4th January 2020 10:28 AM
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 709
    4th January 2020, 03:28 PM Go to last post
  20. Post Computer assistance

    Started by AlexS, 23rd January 2002 07:52 AM
    acf, acfs, aol, assistance, assisted, attachments, bradley, commit, committed, computer, computing, email, facility, family, figure, frazier, lead, lives, living, loved, ltps, parents, pines, questions, residents, silicon, technologically, technology, times, understand
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,238
    23rd January 2002, 07:52 AM Go to last post
  21. Freak out time!

    Started by AlexS, 3rd September 2004 10:37 PM
    balloons, car, drivers, freak, tie, time
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,254
    3rd September 2004, 10:37 PM Go to last post
  22. At the dentist (1)

    Started by AlexS, 17th February 2005 04:26 PM
    anaesthetic, bloke, blue, check, checks, continues, dentist, dentists, drilling, drills, filling, hang, hell, insists, intend, patient, pill, pleas, prepares, refuse, start, starts, teeth, tells, viagra
    • Replies: 6
    • Views: 1,591
    17th February 2005, 09:08 PM Go to last post
  23. At the dentist (2)

    Started by AlexS, 17th February 2005 04:33 PM
    anaesthetic, bloke, bush, caught, chain, continues, dentist, dentists, extracted, imagine, insistence, life, molar, pain, painful, patient, rabbit, ran, recommends, refuse, refuses, relieve, short, squatted, takes, telling, testicles, time, trap, trots
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,238
    17th February 2005, 09:18 PM Go to last post
  24. Irish jokes for St. Pat's day

    Started by AlexS, 16th March 2005 07:14 PM
    aye, bless, bottle, brothel, day, enter, found, god, grave, home, irish, irishmen, jokes, late, lived, michael, night, ogradys, paddy, pat, pats, priest, pub, seamus, sean, shame, soul, tis, trooper, wine
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,876
    18th March 2005, 08:45 AM Go to last post
  25. Talking No grasshopper but a cat

    Started by AlexS, 7th September 2000 08:05 AM
    absolute, agent, agents, agrees, amazed, bit, bloke, book, capital, cat, cats, cities, classical, eventually, grasshopper, jazz, jumped, keyboard, loudly, month, musical, orchestrate, play, popular, running, simply, tour, virtuoso, window, worlds
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,526
    7th September 2000, 08:05 AM Go to last post
  26. The cookie crumbles...

    Started by AlexS, 5th May 2005 01:57 PM
    bed, bones, chip, chocolate, cookie, cookies, crumbles, dough, edge, favorite, final, hand, kitchen, knees, lips, moment, pain, parched, parted;, posture, quiveringly, rumpled, smelled, soft, stairs, subside, suddenly, table, wife, withered
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,163
    5th May 2005, 01:57 PM Go to last post
  27. Sailing on Sydney harbour

    Started by AlexS, 24th January 2005 11:04 PM
    harbour, sailing, sydney
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,462
    24th January 2005, 11:04 PM Go to last post
  28. Smile Bats

    Started by AlexS, 7th November 2000 09:46 AM
    bat, bats, blood, cave, covered, finally, flapping, forest, frenzy, fresh, hanging, hassling, huge, hundreds, milled, night, oak, parked, pretty, river, roof, screamed, sleep, slowed, smelt, tongues, tree, trees, valley, vampire
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,269
    7th November 2000, 09:46 AM Go to last post
  29. Bought SWMBO a tool kit...

    Started by AlexS, 24th July 2003 11:25 AM
    bought, chose, kit, swmbo, tool
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,640
    2nd August 2003, 08:28 AM Go to last post

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