Thread: Shed Tshirt slogans?

"She drove me out of the house and into to the shed,
and I didn't even think to thank her"

Married to the shed, wife's is my mistress

Shed'd be my castle, But somebody keeps letting trolls in!

"Nothing sounds more beautiful than the shed and all the nattering it blocks out."

"Sorry, can't hear you over how awesome my shed is."

"When I die, bury me in my shed. Preferably under the lathe, the bench rattles"

*Whrrrrrr-KLANK* "@#$% Coulda sworn I... Maybe should try, Rulers always lie" - Shed lullaby

post more as i think of them

In the shed play comes before work

My shed is full of semi completed projects

Now that I've cleaned up & reorganised in the shed, I can't find a damn thing I am looking for, *%#@, now I'll have to wait til it turns into a mess again.

Let all Ye who enter here
shed your worries at the door.

Originally Posted by Sawdust Maker

My shed is full of semi completed projects

Yep SD, just like my corner in SWAMBO's garage......can't wait for the day that "goodbye corner, hello shed at last!" Took years of grinding, but the sawdust finally got too much for the new wheels

Square Peg
Round Hole

I've missed a step somewhere

Funny about that, I found my square hole and the round peg I was looking for last month, under the side bench in the shed just yesterday

Originally Posted by Bear Timber

Funny about that, I found my square hole and the round peg I was looking for last month, under the side bench in the shed just yesterday

Bet they were the wrong set

I can not hear you over the power saw. Come back when this is turned off.