Thread: Shed Tshirt slogans?

did you hear about the tee shirt thief working his way through the sizes, he's still at large!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sometimes it is hard to locate something in my Shed.

At least I know where the Shed is.

Yes Honey
I know where I put it.


It's in the Shed.

Welcome to my shed. How's the serenity?

My daughter told her mummy I said a Shed Word in public

Rule 1: the shedmaster is always right
Rule 2: in the event of the shedmaster being wrong, rule 1 applies

If I didn't have a shed I'd have a divorce

You meet the nicest people in their sheds

Remind me; which part of the shed is "ours"?

or

What do you mean, "our" shed?

Or

"I beg your pardon,
I never promised you a rose garden."

I used the money to build my shed

You may have my shed when you can drag my cold dead body from it

OK, last one:

The shed: where I can play with my wood in private!

Originally Posted by Chief Tiff

OK, last one:

The shed: where I can play with my wood in private!

I like this one, personally I think it's better to make something.

Better off alive in the shed,
than dead in the office.

My wifes Uncle Gordy (Gordon) died at his desk 3 months short of retirement. He never did get his shed.

poor Nick's going to be worried he's in that last 3 month period

Originally Posted by Mike Busby

Better off alive in the shed,
than dead in the office.

My wifes Uncle Gordy (Gordon) died at his desk 3 months short of retirement. He never did get his shed.

Now that is just plain sad

a little less then that now, Wheelin
see

A couple for the shed widows..

HE LOVES HIS SHED
MORE THAN ME

I DON'T RECALL
"I'LL JUST BE OUT IN THE SHED!"
IN THE VOWS

or

She told me if I didn't stop
spending so much time in the shed, she'd leave....
I only miss her when the power is out...

or

to quote Rat52

Power to the shed!

God does not deduct from a mans life.
The days spent in his shed.
amen