Thread: The 23 days of christmas

nose, so he can light the way.

Bugger, thought the red suited gent, there's only 7 days left till the work begins and I still haven't checked the list to see who's naughty or nice.

Now let me see.

Neil - Nice.
Pauline - Very nice.
- Naughty, but nice.
Shane Watson - Nice (hang on he's always nice. Think I'll put him down as naughty for a bit of a laugh) Mwhahahaha
John Saxton - Hmmm, been a bit naughty with the plastic, but I'll slide him into nice.

HEY!!! A bit of help would be good!

Doorstop - ............

Way too naughty for his own good...I wonder if i should leave him some orange colored power tools and accessories and see if...

His demeanor and goodwill to all Orange folk would change but thinks I he'll most likely end up usin' it for a boat anchor whilst pursuin' his favorite pastime in the great oz biteall the while thinkin'....

...... of new and devious means to further harrass the wee orange folk hiding in the ...........

long grass at the orangemeans arms hotel waiting for.......

a chance to see if they are o the naughty or nice list.

In the mean time with just 6 days to go, the red suited gent decided it was now time to....

decided it was time to try out the bright red suit. Flubbleduck he exclaims a woodworm has eaten the cruth out of.........

and realises his key board cant spell

Yes, has eaten the crutch out of Santa's wooden prosthetic.
Mrs Claus is horrified and looks for one of the new plastic models and reaches up Rudolfs nostril to retrieve the battery so she can..........

........affected by a rare treatable malady known as tritonitis. The only known cure is ........

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One day I might grow up

.. the red suited one decided that due to the conflicting arguments he was having with himself, he best harness up the raindeer, apply a coat of "traditional wax" tot he out side of the sled and head off to the wilds of Penola and scoff some RED with Doorstop (the wicked elf) and remoniss about his long lost love the BBBL.

SO away he and and ......

and rudolph went in search of doorstops shed but alas they found him in a ........workshop.......elving away with.......................

andy and and and brudda the stuttering elf. Meanwhile the man in the red suite had imbided a little too much, in a word he was....

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One day I might grow up

...mindful of the fact that there was only 2 days left 'til christmas..."my goodness he exclaimed!" coffee ..I need coffee to render me sane to provide all these woodies with their wishes hmm hmm? now orange liquer for the Tritoneers, a good red for that bloke in Penola, a bottle of Jacks for 'U', a classic yarra for that Hambley gent,a dom perignon for that Iain chap ah bugger it,its gettin' too expensive me thinks, an Earl Grey teabag and a mug for the workplace will do them an I'LL pocket the rest and 'ave a good holiday after my rounds which is Known as the claus effect....but where to go this year...

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Johnno