to saving Lindens pussy from wongos stew and therefore
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to saving Lindens pussy from wongos stew and therefore
as they careened past the door of the kitchen they chucked their bibles in the direction of the evil celebrity cook. Who today was non other than....
Gordon Ramsey who yelled "which one of you *&^&*& has Wongos secret
*&^&*& recipe'' as he
caught each bible and sent it out the window. The bibles went sailing down 7 storeys to land on.......
Peter Costello, hiding behind....
a budget deficit which was quite cleverly made to look like a
a fold up replica of an Oregame
Eiffel tower.
"Hey! Careful. Nearly hit my Eiffel tower. Made it myself." He yelled in the direction of our kitchen. No one heard him. "Sheesh!! No one ever notices me! I don't know why. Is it because of my tie? I told my mum they wouldn't like this one." He mumbled as he folded his tower and put it in his brief case. "I'm off. In case you want to know!" He yelled again, and turned to make his way to.....
To address the congregation at Hillsong on the subject of
interbreeding.
On his way he had to go past the bakery. "Hmmmmm! might just stop in for a sausage roll." Hi said and went in. Putting the brief case on the floor next to him he turned to the sales girl and.......
... exclaimed, "Mum! I thought you got the sack when you refused to sign your new workplace agreement! Why aren't you at home ...
......... cooking the books, i've shown you what to do with the secret
slush fund. It's hidden in the budget of the Department...
of Skullduggery and Corruption so that