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    the same league as turning a glass upside down on the bar.

    "What the heck," murmured John. "You only live once." With this admittedly profound thought in mind, he grabbed Wongo's bucket of chips and smothered them in a substance from the nearest plastic sauce bottle.

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    Super-glu...mmmmmm mmmm mmm.........

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    mmmmmmmm mumsey, help
    Cheers Fred



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    Tea Lady rushed over with the vinegar she had been saving and sloshed all over John to save him from the embarrassing glue, when who should suddenly appear and call him an

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    incoming funky chicken who was acting like an old tea lady with a fenderbelly who
    Cheers Fred



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    managed to eat must of the chips and super glue. "Nothing to it. That's what I have on my corn flakes every morning. Just don't make me eat......"
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    ... or drink anything that's been prepared by Wongo. I hear that his Mongolian lamb is really ...
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    mutton that has been cooked using the secret recipe with fries and
    Cheers Fred



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    free fousand frogs. I never eat the Horses doovers either. I saw him make some once. He put in sliced.......
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    redback spiders. He said they added bite, but I think he was just trying to let us know ...
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    some of his toilet humour that he was collecting to put in his new book "Dunnies for Dummies" soon to be released

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    ....by the bikers with cut outs in their leather trousers. Of course, the release ceremony was going to have some very important people in attendance, including ....
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    In the chair was abley assisted by Rove
    who was hitting on Kath and Kim while chatting to Kate Langbroek,
    Presenting some readings from the book will be those two funny men Kevin Rudd and Brendon Nelson ( alias Mr laugh a minute ) who later
    Cheers Fred



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    made a secret pact ( as only politicians can do ) to....

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    arrange a meeting with forum members who will all donate a bobby pins worth of earwax. The intention is to flood the world with Super Shithot Earwax that will stik to anything including

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