Thread: And So It Begins...

a lone voice rang out singing which stopped everyone dead in their tracks.
It was a young lady from the Salvation army,and so as she sang, the BBBs
handed out copies of the War Cry and the bare bummed bikers using their helmets took the collection.The pollies thought they

were going mad. Why hadn't they thought of such a simple scheme to get people to fork over? People were voluntarily dipping into their pockets and handing over ...

the money they had saved to buy just a small protion of th very first batch...............

of Wongo's wicked wokadoodles. Made from his mother's secret recipe. That's what we were all trying to do here, wasn't it? And now they're just giving their money way? The confused pollies look around bewildered, but out whyly Tea Lady spots the trouble. They are being hypnotized. The singing is making them empty their wallets, The song must be stopped before their is no money left for the bus ticket home. She must stop the girl singing before she to is over come by an urge to donate. She....

snaps her fingers, stamps her feet, bangs on the old bass drum and lo and behold everything returns to it's fictional state of normalcy. At this point the Dingo cousins, Wild and Ernie..........

are shaking the living daylights out of Cliffie, but will he part with a "rats ring" - No! not unless

he gets frisked by one of the bare bummed bikers. Then and only then will he fork over the rat's ring. The bare bummed bikers hesitated. This was an assignment fraught with danger. They knew from hard experience that Cliffie kept, deep in his pockets, a ...

hole right at the bottom of the left pocket this was so

he could drop small bits of porridge on the ground to...................

lure cute puppies back to his house where they ran a real risk of ...

sleeping on his bed. And becoming part of another of Wongo's speciality dishes, when he comes around for breakfast in the morning. what else do you think go into those Hush Puppies? But our fearless bare bummed bikers steel themselves for the distasteful task ahead. Advancing on their quarry they.....

are confronted by Ruffly and her handpicked pack of wood whispering women (mumbling rude words under their breaths) taunting the bear arsed bikers to compete in an "overbelly" competition with a prize

of 30grams of Ruffly's treasured shavings that were to be used as a tempting additive to Wongo's secret recipe. Now the bear arsed (or is it bare arsed) bikers _ no matter because either way they are large, hairy and frightening to behold have accepted the challenge. They are men of good humour and relieved that their participation in this uniqe event will save those cute puppies from a terrible and unwarranted fate.
Meanwhile John and Barry......................

...are by this time, absolutely dying for a drink. The poor sods came into a bar to quench their thirst and so far they've been accosted by bare bummed bikers, bad barmaids, cute puppies, Wongo's secret recipe, the Missus and a bunch of Salvation Army choristers.

"What's a man got to do to get a drink around here?" demanded John.

"Dunno," replied Barry. "All I can say is that if I don't get a Pimms and lemonade very bloody shortly, there will be trouble! I will ...