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  1. #1
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    Default And So It Begins...

    John and Barry walk into a pub...



    (next person continues the story)

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    Because they had alcoholic constipation
    they couldn't pass a pub

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    Actually they have prostate problems and couldn't pass a pee.

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    In what was a watershed for John, Barry found it a strain to find his way to the bar...
    Thank God for senility... now I don't feel so silly any more.

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    It was a dark and eerie night, and silence decended when they entered. Barry glanced around nervously, anxiously trying to catch Johns eye. He couldnt help but notice the....

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    ... preponderance of black leather trousers with the rear ends cut out. Of course, to balance things up there were plenty of ...
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    Never eat prunes when you're hungry

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    Topless barmaids who
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    sporting bushy mostaches and short pink hair

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    Geez you blokes must go to some weird bars!!!

    Just remember that the bloke who started the thread is 15 yrs old..............

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    And so you don't think I'm a thread Killer.............
    After walking into the bar......John said to Barry............

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    Know any good jokes?
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    Life isn't always fair

    ....................but it's better than the alternative.

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    No, you have to ask Allan for the jokes.

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    .....Barry replied"Yeah, stop me if you've heard this one,........

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    ....two guys walk into a pub.....
    Chris
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    Life isn't always fair

    ....................but it's better than the alternative.

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    2 cougars and a slice of lemon please
    c2=a2+b2;
    When buildings made with lime are subjected to small movements thay are more likely to develop many fine cracks than the individual large cracks which occur in stiffer cement-bound buildings. Water penetration can dissolve the 'free' lime and transport it. As the water evaporates, this lime is deposited and begins to heal the cracks. This process is called autogenous healing.

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