Thread: I have enough to do..

use plenty of Ubeaut wax to .....

fillin the marks left by the mighty axe

Meanwhile, Roger, VC Scar etc etc looked around at the unfamiliar surrounding and realised that he had inadvertently stepped into the wrong thread.
He heard a distant chant, it was the dulcet tones of MF calling him back to the right thread.
He departed into cyberspace with Oxwinners ill gotten gains.
Oh Dear, wailed Al, feeling his hollow wallet, back to the craporium to try for my next $1,000,000:00.
A black cloud darkened the scene, it was a cloud of fine iron filings from the sharpener, everyone realised that the axe was about to fall again and that I am about to avoid it by going to work...................

...So Iain went to work in his new occupation as a Donkey Tamer which he had to take up as he ran out of Committees to Crucify, but thats another tail altogether....

Back the the main problem -- Where was the axe ongoing to fall next...

Maybe on the flying fickle finger of fate.

or on the trans siberian railway line

nnnnoooooooooo not the TSR it must be..............

...hmmm
Rip in the fabric???????????
Was it caused by an AXE?????????????

Not just by any axe but..........

...the Rippa Rita Slashamatic Special, which as we all know will chop through.....

the "Axe of Deletion".

The Axe of Deletion was forged ages past by an ancient Tribe of Pigmy Bearded Moderators. The Axe has been handed from generation to generation to the Chosen One named . Each successive generation of Robbos have toiled hard to wielding the Axe of Deletion to purge evil where ever they go.

These Robbos are know to the natives as ...

... ( to quote the himself) ... Axe Wielder, Mongrel.

Wonder if it would have been more peaceful for to let a resurected thread continue?