Thread: I have enough to do..

. . . Where to get the next slab from . . .

When suddenly, from somewhere near Kempsey, NSW came a horrible, deformed creature. Clad in a red flannelette shirt, scratching his beard and telling tales of woe from the trans Siberian Adventure.
"Hovo is dead !" he screamed.
"Felled by the axe of deletion, never to return."
Sadly, however, the force is not to be defeated so easily and the horrible pitiful creature you see before you is his reincarnation. Caliban, the tempestuous beast. Hovo tried to warn you of the dangers of the rip in the fabric of the universe. Now he is its latest victim. Dragged behind a speeding train across frozen tundra would have killed someone less powerful in the force of the rip, but like Roger, he is at his most dangerous when he is dead.
Hovo is gone and only this sad creature remains. After this post no mention will ever be made of the poor fool again.

Originally Posted by Pat

. . . Where to get the next slab from . . .

but then they heard the whisltling of a axe as it...........

. . . decended on the . . .

chooks neck and thought "ahhh Roast Chicken Dinner" for a .....

change. Better than that roast echidna that I'm forced to eat most nights. With that ...

( glad I'm Echnidna and not echidna.)
..... With that had a big GRUNT and .....

...doing as he does when cooking a koala ( so the fur comes offf easily)rolled him in clay and burried it in the hot ashes to cook as a tempting meal for.......

...Zed.... but is it a decoy......
Is a mongel, axe wielding, chimp eater? :eek:
Is Al Mother Teresa in drag (alias Miss M)

HAs anyone seen and Zed and Al in the same room at the same time?

Jaysus H Keeerist .................. LOCKTHISONETOOFERCRYINOUTLOUD!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Screamed an ugly old bald man from the sidelines, This scurrilous curs keyboard's spacebar had broken from the continuous stream of drivel. Once an adminstrator himself, he fell into darkness when temptation overtook him and the mighty delete axe was wielded in a manor unbecoming an administrator. Since that time he

He can't. It's personal. It's his own thread, and sort of compelling in a perverted sort of way. So if we believe the prudes of the forum, you should be right at home Chris.

For once I agree with Christopha. :eek: