... aluminium foil beanie that was beamed up to us by Alana Ozwinner from that insignificant little green planet."
With that ...
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... aluminium foil beanie that was beamed up to us by Alana Ozwinner from that insignificant little green planet."
With that ...
the spuds were wrapped up and tossed onto the BBQ......
Fishscale Anthromorph sank into a trance as the potatoes sizzled away merrily, he was deep in thought and completely forgot about the strange object and was oblivious that it had attached a tractor beam to their craft.
The trcator beam came from the strange object which was a little grey fergey, luna edition, and was crewed by a colony of demonic solictors who had been banished from earth some eons earlier as a result of their ethical behaviour contrary to legal practise.
With the ship firmly in their grasp the solicitors hatched their evil little plan to...........
(Geez, the reds working well today).
control all foil caps....
So they could convert them to spud roasting implements and then they intend to sell franchises to ....
McDonalds.............
... of Invercockaleekie, a fierce Highland clan, much given to gargling with Glenfiddich.
Fishscale, deep in contemplation of the barbecuing spuds, was completely unaware of this dastardly plot. Fortunately, the hamsters had recently materialised on the ship's bridge and had spotted both the tractor beam and the identity of the crew of solicitors.
Havelock Hamster, realising the peril, stopped dancing the hornpipe and turning to Horatio Hamster, said:
"The dastardly bastards! They're trying to gain control of the foilies!"
"The bastardly dastards!" said Horatio. "We can't have ...
them gaining control, but, as very few people know, hamsters are born with law degrees and warded off the attack by countering with outrageous fees and other matters of jurisprudence.
The solicitors realising that they had been outwitted by rodent barristers released the tractor beam and buggered off to wreak good intentions on some other poor unsuspecting sods in a forgotten corner of the universe.
The hamsters were well pleased with themselves and in a show of piousness issued a series of writs against the entire crew for................
...robbing the rich, conning the ship, taking the ****, pulling the pud and (with this last one the hamsters over-reached themselves somewhat) muffin' the mule.
The crew got off on a technicalty when it was realised that the mule had, in fact, ...
been a small horse in the back country of vitorious a state of a small country ruled by lawers and ..............
honest politicians who failed their exams in corruption and perverting the course of justice.............
The horse in question had decided to sue for Grevious Bodily Muffin but when asked to sit in the dock found himself unable due to a bad case of piles. When pressed the piles popped and the judge was none to pleased and threw the case out of court.
The pud thought he might have a better chance so.....
... he invoked an ancient privilege and sued for incestuous malfeasance. This was all too much for the captain who decided it was time to move on to Chapter Three ...
Chapter Three
It was a dark and stormy night ...
A young maiden named Jenny Raytor was alone in the house when she heard a noise by the french windows. A young ruffian by the name of Paddy O'Doors was attempting to break into the house with his mate Jimmy.
Jenny Raytor although a little scared at first felt turned on by the danger of her situation and started to hum gently.
"What's that hum?" asked Paddy.
"Wasn't me, you're the one who ate the prunes." replied Jimmy.
"Not a smell you idiot a noise." scolded Paddy.
They peered through the gap in the interior curtains and.....