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23rd January 2005, 09:55 PM #91
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Murgatroyd sidled across. He was one of the more suave and cosmopolitan of the hamsters - less inclined than the rest to be overly impressed.
However, one swift and searching glance at the rip in the fabric of the universe told him that here was something that required serious consideration.
"Montmorency!" he exclaimed. "Fetch me my Paslode nail gin and fire up the hide glue pot!"
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23rd January 2005, 11:48 PM #92
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they began to repair the rip in the fabric of the universe. Little did they know that....
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24th January 2005, 09:54 AM #93
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..the rip was in fact the rectum of a terrestrial being of enormous size and upon feeling the repair work begin....
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24th January 2005, 09:58 AM #94
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the terrestial being thought he had bent over to pick up 20c in Oxford St..............
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24th January 2005, 10:10 AM #95
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.. whereas he was actually standing erect.
Just then one of the hamsters looked up and saw the T.B's huge appendage and called out to the other hamsters......,
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24th January 2005, 10:50 AM #96
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It's mine I saw it first, to which they replied.....
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24th January 2005, 11:15 PM #97
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"Nuts that size will get us through many many winters" Just then the giant being let one rip through the rip in the fabric etc. The hampsters looked and listned in awe and one said holding his nose " Lads, we have just witnessed the origin of the rip in the fabric of the underpants" Just then one of the hampsters lit his pipe and......
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1st February 2005, 06:18 PM #98
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... in the olden days we would fix that real easy by just....
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4th February 2005, 01:31 PM #99
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breaking into song. With that the lead hampster started singing Kumbya...
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4th February 2005, 01:35 PM #100
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while the others went through the pantomine of a bricklayer wearing a .......
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4th February 2005, 01:38 PM #101
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pair of stubies and a pair of blunies.
Waldorf couldn't take it anymore. He decided that he was going to kick the living-sheet out of the rest of the hamsters for singing Kumbya again.
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8th February 2005, 09:35 PM #102
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Having kicked the sheets out of the rest he found himself very alone and no one to talk to. He started to day dream about what it would be like not to be in charge all the time and having to make all the decisions. Just then the Torn Fabric Fairy appeared and said " Now look here you little furry...........
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8th February 2005, 10:43 PM #103
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...imitation of a rabbit, I have a good mind to coat you in Paklistani slime and dissolve all of your ....,.
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9th February 2005, 09:14 AM #104
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cricket balls, this had him stumped anf he..................
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9th February 2005, 02:53 PM #105
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... promptly walked, without even a glance in the umpire's direction.
This was a pity, for had he undertaken such a glance, he would have realised that the umpire was, in fact, the ...Driver of the Forums
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