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    King Hampster!! The fool, he should have looked and not walked. He gave great thought to......
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    ... a rather simple matter as he walked past the rip .. but a hand shot out from the gap and pulled him into ....
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    the anti hampster warp where the s' respmah were all back to front and upside down.
    ( In reverse language) the captive hampster said " Bugger me! the rip is still torn, when will they........
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    make the edges smoother so we can slide in and out without scratching our butts and whatevers. Since the last posting the edges appear to have been smoothed and lo and behold who should slither through the tear but our old nemesis.......
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    ... the Captain, gazing all around and holding tightly onto his....

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    sanity. All the while he was missing his time on the silent sea. SO HE ...
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    ...hoisted up his pantaloons; carefully arranged his accoutrements - buffed as they were to a shining perfection after liberal application of handfuls of MFKL - and, stepping nimbly forth onto the poop deck ...
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    slipped over and.....
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    fell in all the poop on the deck. " Goodness me " he said flicking the .........
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    poop off his boot and back onto the deck, that was a slippery fresh one, and, although it looks like hamster poop it was actually guinea pig poop which has similar qualities but is of a slightly different texture.
    Theres an imposter aboard he roared.................
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    ... Bring me my sword!", he roared.
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    But understandably awed . . .(Bugger - wrong thread!) . . crewmen brought him his cutlass and he ...
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    He sood, in a voory manly voice "I cun noot beloove this throod is still running"


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    ... meanwhile below decks the hamsters were busily making foily caps to sell at ....
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    the annual hamster fest, which is held every year at

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    Hamsterdam in Olland..................
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