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    which is safe because there are no real big cliffs to jump off as hampsters do. Now they have to find a way to get to somewhere in Norway where there are big cliffs known to the hanmpsters as Yumpers. The captain now needs to cgart a new course to....
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    where orange is the favourite colour.........
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    but they decided on Hammerfest which is Norwegian for hamster party...........
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    ... but first they have to go via sydney to pick up a water cannon so they can use it to.......
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    ... wake up the audience, who have fallen asleep for two weeks.

    So, the crew drew forth their foily headgear and clapped them on their noggins, anointed their essential equipment with a lavish application of MFKL, grasped their hand tools and strode onto the deck, where, waiting for them, stood ...
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    a giant Albeast. The Albeast showed his fangs and raised a brickies trowel in one paw, in the other he held piece of crap. The crew stood frozen with terror and ...
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    decided it was time to go on long service leave for another two weeks.....
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    ... but then realised that qualifying for long service leave entailed giving long service.... or service of any kind. So, giving up on that idea, they turned to the Albeast and enquired nervously whether the crap he held in his other paw was the 'secret ingredient' in his brickie's mud, or whether it was ...
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    ...the usual crap that gets bandied about on the ubeaut woodworkers forum by the master...

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    plagiariser whom called himself the worlds greatest...
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    crapbologist, among other celubrious titles.
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    But as they are masters in the art of time travel and time corruption they elected that could award themselves as much long service leave as they deemed fit in accordance with the guidelines set out by the Federated Union of Clock Knockers-Outer Faction Fraternity, otherwise known as..............
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    u??


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    Quote Originally Posted by ozwinner
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    Quote Originally Posted by ozwinner
    u??
    ... which is, of course, a highly prized and very expensive example of Japanese haute cuisine.

    Crabtree, being a renowned gourmand, was aware of this and therefore decided to put in a belated appearance:

    "Good moaning!" he said (to no-one's surprise). "I'll tuke a dosh of u for my sipper, tonoght. Would onyween care to joon me?"

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