Thread: Story time with uncle Dave

..... FXST.......I think you are out of character here. What to try again?

What is going on here. Are you lot on a different forum, or is it me ?( No rude answers please)

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Anyway, back to the plot.
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Our two heroines, after many very scary adventures have now decided to give up the idea of finding a sane woody, and have gone off to.....

.......go skinny-dipping at Bondi beach and see if they can attract any...........

..... white pointers. Of course our babes of the Woodies are from the "smart state" and apply a liberal coat of +33 ...........

which has absolutely no effect on white pointers. "smart state" indeed. The poor girls should hitch a ride a big Kenny ( no Macks) and head west so they can ..............

....check out the biters in the Great Aussie Bight and then have a roll in the.......

.... saw dust and shavings. (I'm trying to bring it back to woodwork stuff here ) It's much better than hay or staw as the little storks of straw don't get stuck up their ........

....delicate bits, where as sawdust gets into evrything, thereby requiring a relaxing bath and a good.......

story line, where the 2 ladies is treated wif the respect that the woodworkers of this world are famous for, not the gutter insinuations thet some of youz weekend worriers are trying to push.

The ladies at this point left the story for good, vowing never to return to it cos they was sick of been demeaned. It was then that the story took on a new and exciting turn back into the realm of woodwork.

Knuckles the enforser, poet lorriet and lowsy spellar entered upon the scene brandishing one of his beautifully turned and polished, face rearrangers, and promptly.....

had it snatched from his hand by one of the beautiful young ladies who, apon forcing the polished face rearranger into a place it was not intended to go, insisted that they remain in the story as it was indeed theirs and they wanted to................

.........to see Knuckles and Macca belt each other with the finely turned lump of whatever. Meanwhile, back at the demented woodworkers home, those of us suffering from oldtimers syndrome were thinking of what might have been if we had just....

... sniff some more mixture of Organ Oil and thinners. But alass, this was not to be for time waits for no wood-chuck, as nobody realy knows how much wood a wood-chuck can chuck, even if a wood-chuck could chuck wood. That's why we woodies are easy enough people, going with the flow and lementing about the one who must be obeyed. Thus our attention is often turned to the two bodacious babes that were bathed, carved and the pronmptly ......

..cuttings to grow into a whole new crop of little woodies and

... with the depth of wisdom like American Walnut, yet the hardness of virtues like Western Australian Jarra with just a hint of sweetnes like Rose Mahogany, will step forth into this world to nurture a whole new race of........