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    ... help you?"

    "Oh yes" the feral ladies replied in unison
    "We've come to you're workshop in the hope you could give us a screw"

    After the enevitable double take Merv asked " To what use would you put this screw? Tell me so I can determine the type of screw you need"

    "Well" Cheryl breathed " we need ....
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    ... binomial bubble chip smorched by the bloke with the double overhead underhang 3 phase whacker"

    "Bloody hell" Merv exclaimed "This will call for my new....



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    Which explains why our hair is all messed up, now if you could give us a screw or two so we can completely dovetail our tails we will.......
    Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?

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    get our beloved gronicle stretcher untensioned as it seems a bit uptight at the moment."

    Beryl gestured, "Do you have one of those large, thick .....
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    thwacking-stick things that you use for........

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    ...sharp pointy leaves, and we don't like getting pricked in the....

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    middle of the night while...............

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    watching the double episode of st nits while......
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    stroking a long, thick....
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    sausage shaped.....

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    balloon, that we use to create............

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    words in while making cartoons of.............
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    two gorgeous, incredibly sexy women,that have been known to.............

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    offcut reject from the last failed attempt to produce something useful...
    Growing old disgracefully...

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    dammit - that had nothing to do with the thread I was trying to post to!
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