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Thread: Story time with uncle Dave
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8th April 2003, 12:09 AM #31
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And with that little Johnno ran to his room in a state of shame and humiliation, slammed the door, threw himself on his bed, burried his head in his pillow and cried himself to sleep.
The next morning there was a knock at his door. "Johnno, oh little Johnno" came a sweet voice "Johnno can we please come in and.......
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8th April 2003, 12:46 AM #32
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as he sprung to open the door he realised the floor had disappeared and......
What this country needs are more unemployed politicians.
Edward Langley, Artist (1928-1995)
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8th April 2003, 01:08 AM #33
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been replaced by a pile of sawdust. "Bloody termites", he muttered. If I had my way .....
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8th April 2003, 10:13 AM #34
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I'd.....ooooooooh look the ceilings gone geez those termites are quick ..he then went and found.......................
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9th April 2003, 10:05 PM #35
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... that some lovely chap had left him a huge bunch of pansies, "Goodness gracious me" he lisped, grasped the huge bunch firmly in his delicate hands and minced off to......
Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?
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11th April 2003, 12:13 AM #36
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wild bees, intent on deflowering his posie of pansies. With the bees in hot persuit he ran screaming down the street holding the flowers high and yelling..........
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11th April 2003, 06:05 PM #37
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.... Help, Help, if I can't stop these bloody B's I'll be deflowered and who would marry me then? With that a passer-by seeing our hero's plight......
(What happened to those maidens who started all this?)
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11th April 2003, 11:03 PM #38
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called the 2 maidens on his highly secret mobile steering wheel and asked..........................
(that answer your question John?)What this country needs are more unemployed politicians.
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14th April 2003, 11:42 AM #39
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...the policeman who pulled him over for useing his moblie while driving to go easy on him as he only........
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15th April 2003, 12:10 AM #40
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block to run before he was safe from the bees and in the arms of the two maidens were going to give him..............
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15th April 2003, 01:38 AM #41
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a nice cup of tea and a lie down after which they would.............
What this country needs are more unemployed politicians.
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15th April 2003, 10:03 AM #42
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...massage his ego, and...
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16th April 2003, 12:51 AM #43
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rampage throught the streets of Kings Cross, where........
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17th April 2003, 07:02 AM #44
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boys will be girls and girls could be anything!!!
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17th April 2003, 11:37 AM #45
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so venture out with care as those two maidens could well be.......
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