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    Cool Story time with uncle Dave

    What the hell - lets see what happens.


    It was a dark and stormy night. The rain bucketed down, beating a steady tattoo on the corro roof. Inside the shed the white glare of flouresent lighting flashed back at him from the polished blades of the tools.
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    opened a bottle of port and threw another log in the fire and then.....
    What this country needs are more unemployed politicians.
    Edward Langley, Artist (1928-1995)

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    there was a knock at the door. Opening the door...
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    When I have some, I'll let you know."
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    ... two gorgeous, incredibly sexy women, one of whom said, "Hi, my name is Beryl, this is my twin sister Cheryl, we're feeling a little feral, would you like to.......
    Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?

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    do us a good turn?? We really need....
    Wayne
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    When I have some, I'll let you know."
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    Talking

    ....come inside take off all our wet clothes, and stand in front of the fire in order to dry our....

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    hair?"

    "Come on in" he said "Allow me to .....
    Wayne
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    "I'd be delighted to offer any advice I have on understanding women.
    When I have some, I'll let you know."
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    a brass ferrel, for the end of my tool
    handle.

    I don't want it to split when I use it for.........
    56 Rock n Roll rebel....... Too old to die young and too young to be an old fart. Guess I'll just keep on rockin and refuse grow old gracefully.


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    stirring my special potions for the benefit of all mankind and.......
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    Edward Langley, Artist (1928-1995)

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    brass ferrules for tools that are used.................
    What this country needs are more unemployed politicians.
    Edward Langley, Artist (1928-1995)

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    ... and abused by the sexually confused for the......
    Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?

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    woodturning gratification and ............

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    nice gifts for swambo and further to that.....
    What this country needs are more unemployed politicians.
    Edward Langley, Artist (1928-1995)

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    ... they had better be just what she wants because Beryl can be a little frightening." Having said that he flourished his ferrule and flung it at......
    Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?

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    ...what are two, georgeous, sexy, feral ladies (Hah) like you doing here anyway?
    Would you like me to......(Lets get back to the main plot fellas.)

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