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1st August 2005, 10:42 AM #31
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...detective, Bluey Anstruther."
"I don't think I've heard of you," said Miss Marple. "What did you say your name is?"
"Bluey Anstruther! Strewth, ya must have heard of me! I've solved cases from Coober Pedy all the way to Catherine!"Driver of the Forums
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1st August 2005, 07:15 PM #32
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So why are on this train Mr Anstruther?
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1st August 2005, 07:24 PM #33
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"I've been commissioned to track down a couple of insects who have escaped from the land of Oz, and have reason to believe they are travelling round these parts" he replied.
His breath was heavy in the air, tinged with a merest hint of amber fluid which had been his staple since leaving home, although it was almost completely masked by the heavily minted peanut brittle he'd picked up in Estonia.
Miss Marples was nonplussed, she wondered aloud ....
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1st August 2005, 07:48 PM #34
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Are you married Mr Anstruther??............
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1st August 2005, 07:49 PM #35
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"Is this gentleman, by any chance, Australian?"
Bluey was quick to confirm his true-blueness:
"My oath, missus!" he exclaimed. In fact he expostulated, he proclaimed, he gave vent to pent-up emotions, so passionately did he feel. "I'm as Australian as, .... as ..... as anything! That's how Australian I am! I'm so Australian that ..."
The little old lady pommie detective interjected
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1st August 2005, 07:52 PM #36
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Are you married Mr Anstruther??............
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1st August 2005, 08:07 PM #37
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"Jeez!" said Bluey. "There's no need to shout! No, not me. I've always thought that a detective needs to be free to move at the drop of a .... the drop of a ..." He clicked his fingers. "What's the word?"
"Hat?" suggested Miss Marple.
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1st August 2005, 08:10 PM #38
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right hat!!
I came here to look for an Oriental with a big hat, the hat contains................
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1st August 2005, 09:25 PM #39
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besides his head , a hat band with a secret compartment containing ........
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Percentage of Africa that is wilderness: 28% Percentage of North America that is wilderness: 38% ; percentage of Japan that is forest is greater than 70 %
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1st August 2005, 09:29 PM #40
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1st August 2005, 09:32 PM #41
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with marpel syrup, which is why....
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Percentage of Africa that is wilderness: 28% Percentage of North America that is wilderness: 38% ; percentage of Japan that is forest is greater than 70 %
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1st August 2005, 09:41 PM #42
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...why you cry and why you lie to me...
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1st August 2005, 10:37 PM #43
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...."I do beg your pardon" Miss M apologised, "it seems that I was free associating again. I've obviously forgotten to thake the pills that that nice Dr Watson prescribed."
Rummaging about in her commodious carpet bag, in search of the said medication, Miss M suddenly cried out in surprise. "Heavens.....
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1st August 2005, 11:53 PM #44
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above how did that little blighter get into my bag ?? and those autonamons??
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2nd August 2005, 12:02 AM #45
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