Thread: Trans Siberian Adventure

Somewhereistan

So Miss M thought she would change her attire so she rummaged around and found Oz's big bouncy avatar outfit and thought.....

Nup that should be banned and instead got....

into a nice little two peice Elle Mcpherson number, and then smilling to herself she..............

... woke up and looked around. "What a strange dream that was. Here I am still on the Trans Siberian express. I must have dozed off for awhile there." There was a knock at the cabin door ...

"enter" said Ms M. In walked Mr M " sleep well dear, you were very restless duing the night, have a bad dream did we?" Ms M stared intently at him for a monment and then said.................

What the????......

... hell are you doing wearing my underpants on your head?

"no" said Mr M "this is my new fire blanket"

"Nonsense!" replied the little detective. "You've been auditioning for that awful dance group: the Hole in the Drawers Collective! Don't try to deny it!"

"We-e-ell'" wheedled Mr M. "You know I've always had a hankering to be a clog ...."

..dancer, but his musing were interrupted when suddenly, from somewhere near Kempsey, NSW came a horrible, deformed creature. Clad in a red flannelette shirt, scratching his beard and telling tales of woe from the trans Siberian Adventure.
"Hovo is dead !" he screamed.
"Felled by the axe of deletion, never to return."
Sadly, however, the force is not to be defeated so easily and the horrible pitiful creature you see before you is his reincarnation. Caliban, the tempestuous beast. Hovo tried to warn you of the dangers of the rip in the fabric of the universe. Now he is its latest victim. Dragged behind a speeding train across frozen tundra would have killed someone less powerful in the force of the rip, but like Roger, he is at his most dangerous when he is dead.
Hovo is gone and only this sad creature remains. After this post no mention will ever be made of the poor fool again.

Originally Posted by Driver

"Nonsense!" replied the little detective. "You've been auditioning for that awful dance group: the Hole in the Drawers Collective! Don't try to deny it!"

"We-e-ell'" wheedled Mr M. "You know I've always had a hankering to be a clog ...."

maker working with all the wonderful wood but I was drawn........

to the previous message of doom to a forumite.....
HEY EVERY BODY hOVOS DEAD.............alas poor hove er who cares
anyway lets head for the rip and the boat and then we will.............

.... build a branch line to the craporium (via the local rubbity dub of course) there we will .................