Thread: So what's all this about, then?

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"If you lot don't keep it in check the mighty delete button will erase certain phrases" Having said that.......

...he ran off with the alien whore fearing the mighty delete button which might take away his precious mangoes forever. He arrived home and upon sighting the alien his mother was heard to say....

Well it's about time you got home, where the hell have you been? Not gallivanting around the universe again? You are a bad, bad...

...boy, so get into that kitchen and fry me a kipper, I'll expect it in....

... 5 minutes after your father has given me a good ...

run down on what happened during the third test at the Gabba, he was just telling me about the side Ian Thorpe was batting for when we were interrupted by a strange noise coming from the...

melon crusher in the back room... "who is that sickly sweet smelling sentinent being from another planet of dubious virtue you are "

Just as an aside - I havnt laughed so hard for a while. I like it when it gets a bit naughty - very benny hill...

Originally Posted by Zed

melon crusher in the back room... "who is that sickly sweet smelling sentinent being from another planet of dubious virtue you are "

...presently body painting... (ala Demi Moore)

but gave up as he found that paint rollers we much more effective until..

he reached nearly the bottom of the can and discovered that the strange texture in the orange-red coating was due to the fact that it wasn't paint they were using but baked beans; and they hadn't been applied in accordance with Material Data Sheet supplied ..."AAAAAAaaaarghhh!!"! he cried as.....

.. he scraped the beans back into the tin, giving the triple-breasted whore a nasty skin rash (he was using a capinet scraper), "without these beans, there wont be enough methane gas to power the ...

...pilot light on our ancient heating system, it's freezing in here! This was illustrated by three small bumps across the front of the alien whores wet t-shirt soaked with 57 varieties of.....

seaman stains spittle. "My, thats all over me, isnt it ?" said the whore

"Get out of my house you galaxy trailer trash!" shouted Mrs Stains. Semen thinking quickly....