Thread: So what's all this about, then?

...he asked to keep the termite as a pet and it literally ate them out of house and home. "How do I know this beast won't eat our home" Asked Mrs Stains. Semen thought then said.....

"cause Il'll keep her in me shed, which you'll remember is steel framed. I can chain her to my Triton as another attachment.

Mrs Stains wasn't convinced, however...

... it was nice that he had a hobby and she had heard that a triple-breasted whore could double as a 3-pin dovetail jig. "OK, you can keep her but just remember you have to clean up the mess when she ...

...forgets to empty that massive calostimy (spelling?) bag she's carrying around". The whore replies "It's not a calostimy bag it's a....

silicone implant I purchased from Ebay (I understand it once belonged to pamela anderson before she upgraded her system). I've modified it to include a nozzle for...

... dust extraction. So is that a cyclone in your pocket, big boy, or are you ...

laughing at me like the dolphins do ? I hope you dont rust like my triton did when I forgot to close grandfather stains blind. To get around this I'll have to paint you...

into the corner...

... of this Monet fake I've been working on. You can be one of the water lillies and I'll be ...

...missing you.

...because I'm not standing for that kind of insult from your old bag mother!" and with that the whore...

flounced out of the room and immediately transported herself back to her home planet of Coosbane where she promptly ....

sat down and wrote a letter to her local MP demanding that Coosbane declare war on Earth and all those who sail in her. Meanwhile on the other side of the galaxy, ...

Far, far away...