Thread: So what's all this about, then?

...destroy earth. There were waves of three breasted ships in the shape of thier owners and Cap'n Penis' braces caught on one as it passed by and he dangled like a tassle on a strippers.....

Are you getting all this Andy?

You see how it's related to wood working don't you.





You've unsubscribed from this thread havn't you.
Typical, we were just getting to the intersting part



There is an interesting part isn't there guys???

Some very strange things have happened to me in this life. I spent a year in India living like a dog, I was in Iran for 6 months which coincided with the first Gulf War, I have had rocks land on my head in mines (be quiet!), I have been underground when I should not have been there and I have seen some hideous injuries. And then I started this…

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In answer to your question, I know what you are doing, but I still do not know what you are on about! Bin working (Bin Laden’s distant cousin), so I have missed a lot of the rejoinder, and I have to admit that I did hit the fast forward button on a lot of it. Not that it was probably not fascinating, but a bloke has to sleep sometime.>>

...which as I recall began something like:

Fgurgle, the alien whore famous for her arangement of bodily parts, and a particular favorite at bucks parties, frowned as she intercepted the strange earth transmition of her mobile communication ear implant. She understood peeking, slinking and places of comfort, but the rest was new to her, and this was very rare.
Determined to find out what these strange acts of 'wood' and 'machinery' entailed she descided to contact th earthling.
"Andy is that you honey .......

Originally Posted by bitingmidge

...which as I recall began something like:

Fgurgle, the alien whore famous for her arangement of bodily parts, and a particular favorite at bucks parties, frowned as she intercepted the strange earth transmition of her mobile communication ear implant. She understood peeking, slinking and places of comfort, but the rest was new to her, and this was very rare.
Determined to find out what these strange acts of 'wood' and 'machinery' entailed she descided to contact th earthling.
"Andy is that you honey .......

Apparently not Midge

Originally Posted by HappyHammer

...destroy earth. There were waves of three breasted ships in the shape of thier owners and Cap'n Penis' braces caught on one as it passed by and he dangled like a tassle on a strippers.....

Ben!
Try to stay on track will you?
Now where were we? Oh yeah the interesting bit.
...suitcase. "Just my luck," he thought, "I'd get washed down a gutter with a gay alien when it's raining...

... rocks on my head in this god damn mine. Ssssh, be quiet, ...

'cause I can feel a song coming on....

"In the event of something happening to me" ...

...I can't remember the words exactly but it went something like.."Is that three guns in your pocket or..."

... is my one good eye playing tricks on me?" Just then, the universe exploded with a ...

...sound reminiscent of the dreaded delete button being employed by...

... Madame Lash the ...

Country and Western Star who spends her days as a pro woodturner called...

... Susan. The sudden demise of the universe put a bit of a damper on the invasion plans of what's her face the triple breasted whore from .... thingy ... so, instead, they all set course for ...