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    ...bed, which is where I'm going before I get banned from these forums.
    Also I have to do battle with the stars of our future in the morning, so I need all the tolerance sleep I can get from what's left of tonight.
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    "Hah, call yourself a Universal Man?" cried Fgurgle (for that, apparently, was her name) "a true Universal Man would need no sleep, all he would need is a good, hard ...

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    ...spanking with one of the whores accumulated body parts which she kept in...
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    Her purse which was made from the tanned scrotal sac of a drunken dromedary which was found wandering naked in the.........

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    ...public bar, slurring the words to...
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    Queen Arethas "you make me feel like a natural woo..man"
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    which was because she was the ghost of Karen Carpenter, who was supposed to have died from...
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    ...boredom listening to her own records. Fgurgle then inserted Semen into....
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    the serving wenches nose with a syringe made of ...
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    timber from.....

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    ..Bunnings, of course, so she was really snotted
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    ..Woger the cabin boy was amazed at how the alien whore had squeezed semen stains inito the syringe, only his foot was visible from the wenches nose which...
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    .... was made of timber from.......

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    ... a little place I know just outside the Milky Way. This timber, now being quite rare owing to the recent explosion of the universe (as we read in chapter 4) was too good to waste on some intergalactic slapper's nose. So our hero, whose name I have forgotten, suddenly appeared off the starboard bow and ...
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    and farted ...



    (You know this story is a little uneven and the plot thread seems to wander a bit. I don't think is quite ready to be published.)
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