Thread: So what's all this about, then?

... somewhere near Uranus, and yet ...

... the after taste was reminisent of saturns ring.
The impetus imparted
when he farted,
sent him sailing past her face.
He reached for her nose,
and to the woe of all hoes,
snached the syring from therein.

Grasping the wooden symbol of victory in the nasal assult of '04 and shaking off the last of the Dr Suess attack he scrambled for the transporter module.

which was made of wood from ....

Originally Posted by hovo

..Bunnings, of course, so she was really snotted

Gees silent pay attention.

licking the green ooze from his hands he slapped at the transport switch and immediatly flashed accross the galaxy to doorstops cellar. With out hesitating he ....

... ripped off all the screwcaps and poured the cheap Coonawarra plonk all over the floor. Thinking to himself "there must be something decent to drink around here" he ...

went looking in vain for a corkscrew that wasn't made of wood from...

...Bunnies but found the customer service...

so good at doorstops that he got completely sidetracked by the wizened creature that looked like a 6' version of yoda.
"nice hair" the creature croaked, " Use to have some just like it, I did."

Entraced by the obviously woody wisdom of this humanoid our hero sank to the floor to listen, the creature refreshed itself from a bottle of red and began his tale. " Many years ago I was known as Doorstop, and much battle did I wage, .............

Butt I wooden any more cos' of my wooden leg which is made from wood wooden ya know but would I.........

use the wood that Edward Woodward would? That's a good wood question, Woody." Doorstop was clearly barking mad (on no, another wood reference), so our hero produced his roll of Pfeil carving chisels and began to ...

sing something about being a lumber jack, he was a sap, but the timbre of his splintery voice resin-ated through the ......

the tulgey wood. In this case he burped as he came. It made quite a mess on the ...

.....Wooden....

... carpet. Yes, the wooden carpet. It was made from wood. And so were the walls, and the ceiling, and the wine racks, and the wine bottles. Hell, even the decrepit, gibbering, wooden-reference-making Doorstop was made of wood. "What the hell is going on here, I seem to have been transported into a world in which everything is made from wood. To such an extent, that it is not even worth noting the wooden or wood like nature of things any more." From the corner of his one good eye, he saw a glint. Or was it a glisten? He didn't know, he could never tell the difference. It was ...