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  1. 8th December 2005, 02:09 PM #166
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    Ahhhh for the old days when you could buy the jars of marinated scallops.....
    Salivating here.......


    25. We don't throw shrimps on the Barbie. Maybee a prawn or two but give me Yabbies anyday. (Or maybe a Cray? What the hell is a Lobster????)
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  3. 8th December 2005, 02:21 PM #167
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    Quote Originally Posted by bennylaird
    Ever tired to buy some scallops in a NSW Fish and Chip shop? Mongrels gave me potatoe cakes!!!!!!!!!
    IF you want sea scallops, it's best to ask for them. Potato Scallops are better tasting and better for you though, because they hold a lot more fat.

    29. Fat is good.

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  4. 8th December 2005, 02:26 PM #168
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    Crayfish is a Southern Rock LObster, in Europe (OK UK) they have Crawfish/Lobster which have a smoother carapice and two bloody great blood letting claws.
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  5. 8th December 2005, 02:27 PM #169
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    Tassie Scallops, some corriander, sweet chilli sauce etc thrown into a wok with a handful of hot chillis. No fat to worry about, I've lost 16kg in 10 weeks cos I was eating fatty potatoe cakes(scallops?) etc. Lose a mate to heart attack and you tend to eat better.
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    30. A ute is not a pickup
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    Hamburger in Batter ... Mmmm
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    31. You do the MATHS
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  9. 8th December 2005, 02:50 PM #173
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    Gas is gas, petrol is petrol
    Cookies are on a PC
    Tyres not tires
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    G'day not hi y'all
    Scrubbers are not for cleaning
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    Quote Originally Posted by craigb
    31. You do the MATHS
    Surely you mean MATH??


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    A pickup is a girl who'll get into your ute.
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    39. Australians love THE bush
    "I don't practice what I preach because I'm not the kind of person I'm preaching to."
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    40. Rubbers are for fixing mistakes, not preventing them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Iain
    Scrubbers are not for cleaning
    But popular, none the less.
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    "Is it not enough simply to be able to appreciate the beauty of the garden without it being necessary to believe that there are faeries at the bottom of it? " Douglas Adams
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    Quote Originally Posted by Different
    or Sounds of Then by Gang Gajang sp
    I can hear the lightning crack over cane fields from here!!!

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    Agree with the 2 suggestions so far, not quite "national anthem" material to be honest, but another Oz song I love is "I was only 19" - Redgum.


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