Thread: Little things that p!ss us off

People who put their feet on train seats
People who hold loud inane mobile phone converstaions on trains
Bono
John Howard

I get annoyed at Australias introduced species - destructive bastards, especially the humans.

Actually I hate everyone :eek: , but I don't mind

Darryl Sommers!!!! :mad: :mad:

Well, I'm not annoyed by anything. I'm just serene and sweet and ******* calm and ******* un-*******-likely to get ******* worked ******* up about any-*******-thing.

So there.

Richard

Originally Posted by craigb

inane mobile phone converstaions

Is there any other kind??
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Originally Posted by bitingmidge

So you like them here then?

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Quite the opposite. Although the direction Australia's headed, we may become their 51st state.

-Cat’s hair everywhere
-Cat’s vomits on the stairs
-Cat’s poo on the floor
-Cat scratches all the cedar doors
-Cat food stink the whole house
-Everyone else in the family love the cat
-Cats just being cats

-People who buy bus tickets with $50 note
-People who stand in the middle of the escalator
-People who talk on the phone loudly for ages on the train
-A large chips at MaDonald’s is always half full (of half empty)
-A large coke at MaDonald’s has more ice then coke

-The power tool guy at Bunnings treats me like an idiot. “That is a router and that is a trimmer”, “This GMC router comes with 12 router bits for less than $100. It is a bargain.”
-Stickers on timber
-Stickers on hinges
-Telemarketing at dinner time
-My boss

My pet hate is low slung signs in stores, I hate having to duck and weave between advertising signs, big sale times are the worst.

Although the direction Australia's headed, we may become their 51st state

Actually, with the direction we are headed, Australia is more likely to merge with the Eurasian continent in the next few million years. So we should be OK for awhile until North America comes charging across and rams western Europe/Africa in about 10 million years or so.

Originally Posted by silentC

Actually, with the direction we are headed, Australia is more likely to merge with the Eurasian continent in the next few million years. So we should be OK for awhile until North America comes charging across and rams western Europe/Africa in about 10 million years or so.

It won't happen. A mate and me took a tinny out last weekend and hooked a squid jag into the Antarctic ice mass. We tied the other end of the line onto the end of the Glenelg jetty here in Adelaide. That's top quality, home brand, 10 lb breaking strain line we used there. It'll never break.

Cheers
Richard
writing stuff out for me divorce lawyer and feeling a tad surreal around the edges

Originally Posted by Harry72

What i hate is how my SWMBO allways squeeze's the tooth paste tube in the middle,

I can relate.


-All the reality TV shows
-People who yawn on the train especially the one with bad breath

walking into a dirty / public toilet to take a wizz and having to co-incidently yawn (Ie breathe deeply) other peoples excrement smells.... thats gotta be top of the list

people who drive too slow, in fact ALL other drivers

my neighbours when they generate noise late at night or early in the morning.

feral animals.

indian myna birds!!!!!!

vacuuming the house.

The noise of lawn mowers especially 2 stroke types.

The whining never ending noise of vacuum cleaners.

When you tell non woodworkers you are into woodwork and they automatically assume you are into turning!!!!!!! Nothing against turners but hey there are other forms of woodwork.

Eddie MacGuire :mad:
Sam Newman :mad:
AFL news as the headline news everynight :mad:
Anyone who bags Queensland :mad:
The fact that I can't afford all the tools I want right now :mad:
Having to wait to save for the next tool I want :mad:
Clients who take ages to pay :mad:
Cold temps in Victoria below 20 C :mad:

Like Zed says: Indian Myna Birds, someone should shoot them :mad:
and cats in my yard chasing birds, someone should shoot them too :mad: