Thread: Little things that p!ss us off

Originally Posted by craigb

Bloody leaf blowers. What's wrong with using a broom ? :mad:

Craig they are just yuppy witches

Newsreaders on TV who HAVE to EMPHASISE and STRESS almost every OTHER bloody WORD! (Just read it, ya dickheads - stop emoting all over my TV!)

Idiot drivers who think they'll get there more quickly if they sit on my exhaust pipe the whole time.

Drivers dropping off or picking up kids from school. Man, how there aren't more accidents is beyond me. The traffic outside most schools morning and afternoon is absolute pandemonium!

EVERYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

serously though, One of my biggest hates in the world is when people open a brand new tub of butter, and instead of peeling off all the alloy film they cut a small hole in it and peel back a tiny bit of it! How hard is it to peel all the film off????????????

another thing, having to get up when i'm busy to answer the phone just to see the word "UNAVALIABLE" on the caller ID and know that it is some foreigner trying to save me 40 fu**ing percent off my phone calls! If i want to save on my phone calls then I'll bloody well call them!

now i'm on a roll, what else annoys me, ohhh this one is good, ex tv stars that go into politics or decide to voice their opinion publicly about world events!!!! now come on, everyone has to agree with me on that one! Like I give a flying ****** about what some washed up actor has to say about some starving children!

People that cut you off and then drive really slow!!!!

Ohhh i could go on for hours, but If I keep it up I'll probably offend someone.

Nik.

What about the wankers that stand in shop doorways ?...........Get me the "shotty"

Drivers who stop in the inside lane to go into the shop or something and think it's o.k. 'cause they've turned their bloody hazard lights on.

Even worse, wankers that stand in front of the ticket dispenser at the deli section in a supermarket...

not that the ticket system works anyway.

Originally Posted by Wood Borer

Craig they are just yuppy witches

I've got one too, and every three months or so, when I cut the nature strip, I use it too.


Peter.

Truckies who pull out in front of you on the Hume when you're coming up behind them at 140 clicks and then sit in the right hand lane playing neck-and-neck with another truck or a caravan.
Ray Martin.
Turning on Rage, Video Hits, etc. and all they play is that black American rap *****.
The fact that they call that black American rap ***** R&B. They don't know what R&B is!! Ever heard of BB King, Ray Charles, Aretha Franklin, John Lee Hooker, Sam and Dave? Morons!!!

Originally Posted by Zed

people who drive too slow, .

Are you in a hurry to get home to listen to your neighbours being noisy and to do the vacuuming?
mick

-Anything from danoz direct.
-Anyone who tries to sell you 3 sets of knives for the price of 1. (why the hell do I need 45 knives??)

(Along the same line as others) Every loose bolt at B's having a sticker on it, that inevitably ends up leaving gunk on the thread.

Telemarketers calling me even though I have a silent number. :mad:

My golf game going downhill quickly since I took a regular 9-5 job.

Buying cheap and nasty woodworking tools before finding this forum and learning better.
Craig

Only being able to buy things, screws, bolts, etc, in little packets with not quite enough in them so that you have to buy two packets ... but that does leave you a few spare to drop in the shavings.

Richard

gmc & ozito power tools

Hates? I have a but just a few......
Caravans
The morons who tow 'em
Convoys of the poxy things
The caravan towing morons' stupid, pink rinsed bitches with their silly visors
Anything with "Winnebago" stickers on it
Asians in cars
Old farts with Gophers who think the effing things are a car and drive them accordingly
Victorian iced coffee.....YUK!
Southwark "beer"..... HURK!
Brussels sprouts.....BLECHH!
Bull Terrier type mongrels and the Bogans that own 'em
Fat women in mumblers....AARGH!
Fat chicks with those silly midriff shirt things.....SPLODGE!
Mercedes drivers who present Health Care cards
American vineyard and winery owners who have and use Aussie Health Care cards
Kids who 'play' with pedestrian crossing lights.....STRANGLE!
Adults on bikes on the footpath.....BUMP!!
Drivers who park across the driveway.....DENT.....COIN!
WHINGING BARSTEWARDS LIKE ME!!!!!!