Thread: Tools explained

Jack: A man with no arms and no legs found wedged under (normally) the keel or some other heavy load . Universally guaranteed to be too short for the job, it is often used as a multiplier of effort. i.e. a 2 tonne jack will lift four if you grit your teeth just so..

Aphrodite - the Greek goddess of love
Araldite - the Greek god of glue failures.

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Michael

Screw Driver eg Hammer used for installing screws with the finess of a fine craftsman

Screw Turner eg screw driver the other thingee for twisting heats off screw so you can use first tool mentioned to drive it below woods surface

Wood Rasp,
Perfect tool for removing too much wood, when fine control is called for.
Excellent tool for trimming finger nails. Unexpectedly.
Great tool for removing skin from fingers.
Encourages the use of obscene language.