Thread: Houston Do we have a problem

10 things that are scarier than these forumites. feel free to add this list
1. George W Bush has control of Nuclear weapons
2. The spice girls are reforming
3. Big Brother may return in 2008
4. Magda Szubanski in a Bikini
5. A middle aged man in a safari suit
6. Cords, and cardigans coming back into fashion
7. A woodworker in a flannelet shirt, showing 2" of bum crack, unshaven, wearing a forum hat at the working with wood show (does this describe you?)
8. "Honey, im going shopping, and i have your credit card"
9. Jennifer Hawkins about to discipline you with a wet stick of celery (whoops wrong list thats supposed to be on the 'my favorite dreams list')
10. Magda Szubanski in a Bikini. Yes i know i already did that one, but it really really scares me.

1) Islamofascists who want to rule the world

1) Magda Szubanski in a G-string

Originally Posted by Cagey

Magda Szubanski in a Bikini. Yes i know i already did that one, but it really really scares me.

Yeah right.. ya aint foolin us lot

Al

Dingo,

A very eloquent response....I believe that either you and I would be the best of mates or end up killing each other in a matter of minutes after meeting .
If you are inclined to find out which and are ever heading to Queensland, let me know.

I especially liked your " AND to be pedantic with you... you have now made 6 posts!! go steady ol mate other wise you will be like us mob!!" comment....I do hope to become just as well posted as you "mob" but hopfully with some posts that actually are worth reading.
And to be just as pedantic...it was 4 at the time...but the computer updates the stats.

Stu in Tokyo....do they have jelly beans over there?

Fletcher

Originally Posted by fletcher

............Stu in Tokyo....do they have jelly beans over there?

Fletcher

You bet, but the laws against abuse are quite strict, so WD needs to take care

Stu,

Just been having a quick look at your website....cool stuff (no jelly beans featured though).
Still going through your dungeon, looks great.

Fletcher

Originally Posted by fletcher

I especially liked your " AND to be pedantic with you... you have now made 6 posts!! go steady ol mate other wise you will be like us mob!!" comment....I do hope to become just as well posted as you "mob" but hopfully with some posts that actually are worth reading.

Hmmm. Does that possum need stirring?

Give 'im another poke... we'll soon find out one way or another.

Fletch me ol chocolate drop this deserves a few gentle taps across the noggin with a soggy freddo frog... so away we go!

Originally Posted by fletcher

Dingo,

A very eloquent response....I believe that either you and I would be the best of mates or end up killing each other in a matter of minutes after meeting .
If you are inclined to find out which and are ever heading to Queensland, let me know.

aaah this tactic is known as the "be a mate before yer slap em" trick ...well executed mate ...and if I ever manage to wangle me way over to the mighty Queensland be sure to know yous mob will be the first to know Im on my way! and by gawd there bloody better be a few beers an barbies on offer

I especially liked your " AND to be pedantic with you... you have now made 6 posts!! go steady ol mate other wise you will be like us mob!!" comment....I do hope to become just as well posted as you "mob" but hopfully with some posts that actually are worth reading.

Now here I could just plain assume some slight against meownself with your words... but as were both aware to assume is to make an ass out of u and me and that just wont do!!... soooo Im gonna be nice an ask what you mean by that comment ol so on

See my view is that there are VERY VERY few posts on this forum the are not worth reading!! very few indeed... see all posts and all threads are for the most part purely informative entertaining educational and enlightening in their content and intent and rarely ever not worth reading for somewhere there will be something that is informative entertaining eductional and enlightening within them... so I have to ask what you mean by that comment

BEFORE I GET VIOLENT WITH THE DAMNED FREDDOS!... well Stus put the kybosh on the flamin jelly beans and a bloke has to use something that gets up there

And to be just as pedantic...it was 4 at the time...but the computer updates the stats.

well damn!! SEE!! Just as I said educational... enlightening... informative AND entertaining all in one sentance!!! See your getting there wont take long now... aaah tis truely a wonderous thing to see

ahem now back to the bar for me

You lot are gonna get in trouble.
This is most definately Drivel.
and I'm telling mum. p

Personally, I think it is educational, enlightening, informative, and entertaining.

...but cruel to jelly beans, (

Originally Posted by forunna

You lot are gonna get in trouble.
This is most definately Drivel.
and I'm telling mum. p

oooooooohhhh shyte here we flamin go ... friggin namby pamby sookylala "Im gonna run to mummy" ...Drivel??? WHAT FLAMIN DRIVEL??? This is a thread that is totally enlightening brilliantly educational staggeringly informative and full of finely tuned entertainment how on earth can anyone consider such a thread as drivel???

flamin pc mongrel wally

Neil an wont touch this thread cause they KNOW Im right!!! so there!