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    Default At last a profitable job!

    I was asked to make a "nice timber cross" for a hospital's morgue. :eek: :eek: :eek:
    They even said they would pay, what a novelty!!!!
    An hours work & a small amount of Rose Alder & I'll take the $100 thanks!


    Cheers

    Major Panic

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    Nice one. What's holding it together?
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    Now I know what a profitable job looks like.
    Been a while since I've seen one.

    Nice work MP
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    Thumbs up

    Just need another 100 hospitals to follow suit & your laughing

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    Quote Originally Posted by martrix
    Nice one. What's holding it together?
    'Faith'
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    Quote Originally Posted by martrix
    Nice one. What's holding it together?
    Hi ya Martrix,

    I used splines to secure it all together with epoxy glue.
    Cheers

    Major Panic

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    Something like a cross on the back do you mean?
    I'm envisaging a routed slot on both pieces on the back.
    Stupidity kills. Absolute stupidity kills absolutely.

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    Majorpanic

    I reckon a slight addition to the back of the cross piece and you would have a nice try square as well.

    You could be in the money soon.
    woody U.K.

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    Major, why not ask them about coffins? I believe they can be quite profitable too Nice cross, by the way. Maybe they should have a crescent for the Muslims, and a Manorah for the Jews as well.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Iain
    Something like a cross on the back do you mean?
    I'm envisaging a routed slot on both pieces on the back.

    The cross was glued up in 2 X 2 X 2 sections.
    Splines like this;


    Cheers

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rocker
    Major, why not ask them about coffins? I believe they can be quite profitable too Nice cross, by the way. Maybe they should have a crescent for the Muslims, and a Manorah for the Jews as well.

    Rocker
    Rocker,

    The hospital's morgue hold the deceased until funeral arrangements are made with a funeral home/undertaker.
    The morgue only needs body bags.

    The hospital in question is part of a christian based enterprise, so a nondenominational cross was all that was needed.
    Cheers

    Major Panic

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    Thanks, I was 45 off.
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    Nice cross I love the timber.
    I was asked to do one a few years back quite enjoyed it too!

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    Quote Originally Posted by MajorPanic
    I was asked to make a "nice timber cross" for a hospital's morgue. :eek: :eek: :eek:
    They even said they would pay, what a novelty!!!!
    An hours work & a small amount of Rose Alder & I'll take the $100 thanks!

    Looks very nice, Just don't make one for me, just yet please

    And only $100, way too cheap!!

    Cheers!

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    Very nice job - even nicer making a profit.

    Love the clean lines and rose alder looks great.

    cheers
    RufflyRustic

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