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  1. 22nd January 2006, 12:01 PM #1
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    Default Old Age Is Hell, But...

    IMPLANTS LAST FOREVER!

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    Aaarrrggghhh! I'm blinded! Eewwww....curse you DPB
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    puts a whole new spin on Anorexia, you can look good in parts:eek:

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    Quote Originally Posted by DPB
    IMPLANTS LAST FOREVER!

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    Eeewchh! Yukkers mate! Now I have to go and have a cold one to disperse that image.
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    Steady on old chaps.
    She looks ok to me.

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    Greenie for you,DPB. And for you too, Chuck, you old grave robber you.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Prince Charles
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    Miss January - in the Silicone,Skin `n` Bone Octagenerian Monthly.

    Hanging big time for Miss Feburary



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    Quote Originally Posted by redwood
    Miss January - in the Silicone,Skin `n` Bone Octagenerian Monthly.

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    <TABLE class=tborder cellSpacing=1 cellPadding=6 width="100%" align=center border=0><TBODY><TR><TD class=alt1 width="35%">6 Minutes Ago Gra </TD><TD class=alt2 width="35%">Viewing Thread
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    Graham, Surely there's nothing here worth six minutes, even if you are a banker...:eek:


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    We have one in the street where I live & I occasionally see her in the shopping centre - a size 6 minus skinny granny body with 2 big grapefruit - at least she has the decency to wear some clothes - pity she seems to be colour blind when putting on the makeup/spackfilla :eek:
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    She's only 21! She just spends too much time in the Aussie sun that's all. See plenty of them on the beach
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    Like a snag left too long on the barbie.......

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    Quote Originally Posted by Eastie
    <table class="tborder" align="center" border="0" cellpadding="6" cellspacing="1" width="100%"><tbody><tr><td class="alt1" width="35%">6 Minutes Ago Gra </td><td class="alt2" width="35%">Viewing Thread
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    Graham, Surely there's nothing here worth six minutes, even if you are a banker...:eek:


    forgot to shut down the tab.. one drawback with firefox
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gra
    forgot to shut down the tab.. one drawback with firefox
    What!!
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