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  1. 2nd June 2005, 10:29 PM #1
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    Default How dumb can one man be

    This guy was trying to catch a snake for a fish tank at his local pub
    A King Brown was bitten 9 times and lost his arm






    The gene pool could use a little chlorine.

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    Quote " Mr Lyons said he began vomiting and suffering diarrhoea 'about three seconds' later"



    The diarrhoea was probably from fright, not the venom !

    Mr "Lions" can be glad he was bitten by a snake and not by a family member.

    I'm sure this incident qualifies him for the anual "Darwin Awards"!
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    They could use this one for that beer ad for carlton stirling, you know the beer lover's light beer. Where they do everything with a beer in one hand. Talk about Dutch courage, and he was driving at the time.
    I can see a lot of "blow in the bag " jokes coming from this one.
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    I guess I could make glib remarks about Darwin Awards.

    Still, to lose your arm just 'cause you're an idiot?

    All I can really think is "poor bstrad"
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    Quote Originally Posted by craigb

    All I can really think is "poor bstrad"
    Craig have you been following his lead? Or is bstrad just an avoidance of the nice word police?
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    Quote Originally Posted by hovo
    Or is bstrad just an avoidance of the nice word police?
    Yep. hasn't entered it into the filth-o-meter yet
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ashore


    A King Brown was bitten 9 times and lost his arm

    Where is the article about the 'armless snake?




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    He will probab;y sue The Wildlife Service now and WIN. :mad:
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    maybe he should have used one of those beer can holder hats to hold his beer, that way he wwould have two free hands
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    The way I see it he fails for an honourable mention with the Darwin Awards as he failed to take the pledge 'Hold my beer, watch this'
    It clearly states that he grabbed it with his left hand as he had his beer in the right, and why the hell would he stick his hand in the bag afterwards?
    Stupidity kills. Absolute stupidity kills absolutely.
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    Every time I think I've seen it all another idiot raises their head.

    The one thing that astounds me is that for such an "intelligent" species we still breed these people.

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    Quote Originally Posted by meerkat
    we still breed these people.
    Please include me out of that statement
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    That story is from 1999.
    Get some new ones please.
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