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  1. 31st March 2006, 01:38 PM #1
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    Just a quick pic of the new employee who should be starting here on Monday.

    Three & a half months old now and can finally fit into her Felder uniform, which means she should start earning her keep around the house.

    What is the standard amount of board I should charge a little girl going on four months, who still needs feeding, changing and play time, not to mention the occasional bout of nocturnal attention?
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    Cute little girl. Remember mate, never pay them the market rate.
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    Sweet! I think Cutie's board could include lots of cuddles, kisses, smiles and Dah's, and for that you'll give her just about anything she wants

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    See that look on her face?

    That says: "Hello, Dad. I've got you exactly where I want you."

    Y'know what? She's right, mate.

    Mine's a bit older than yours. She's 27 - but nothing changes.
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    Under Howard's attrocious so-called IR reforms you can pay her peanuts and sack her when she reaches 16.:mad::mad:
    Good lookin kid mate.
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    felder charges far too much as it is - talk about cherry picking!!!

    pay top dollar son - after all one day she'll change your nappies for you (if your lucky... if not - some tattooed teenaged stranger on work experience will do it at the local nursing home. :eek:
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    Quote Originally Posted by Driver
    See that look on her face?

    That says: "Hello, Dad. I've got you exactly where I want you."

    Y'know what? She's right, mate.
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    What a cutie, Brendan - woodworking's great, but it takes a back seat to your kids, doesn't it! Nice to see another doting dad!

    At least she's not old enough to have changed your name to: "Dad Can I...?"

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    She looks great

    Quote Originally Posted by Felder
    What is the standard amount of board I should charge a little girl going on four months, who still needs feeding, changing and play time, not to mention the occasional bout of nocturnal attention?
    Whatever you decide to charge, you know you are going to have to pay her that amount in pocket money first
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    She's beautiful, Brendan, especially now that I've gotten rid of the red-eye.


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    She's gorgeous, Felder. And you know what - they just keep getting better. You'll find the cuddles and the giggles ample return.

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    Look forward to many great years with her Brendan. If you spend time with them when they're little, they'll still talk to you when they're teenagers, and that's the best part of being a parent. Enjoy.
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    Sorry I just cant help it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DPB
    She's beautiful, Brendan, especially now that I've gotten rid of the red-eye.
    That wasn't red-eye! That was sparkle! A red........evil......sparkle..

    Nah - she couldn't be evil if she tried.

    Thanks all for the comments (and the advice).

    You got a cutie too, Wongo!
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