Thread: How times have changed

I still smoke camels.

But are you a doctor?

Originally Posted by ptc

I still smoke camels.

must be a bugger to light

"They're happy because they eat lard ".

The good wife's guide

I've asked my wife to be a little gay for me but her friends wont cooperate....

Those are fab. I'm definitely gonna eat me some more lard.

Originally Posted by silentC

I've asked my wife to be a little gay for me but her friends wont cooperate....

I could lend you this record I just found (for you young'uns, that's a round thing made of black vinyl) to help set the mood....

"Issued by the Lard Information Council"
Aside from the fact that it makes you happy, how much information is there on lard that it needs it's own council?

Originally Posted by Shedgirl

I could lend you this record I just found (for you young'uns, that's a round thing made of black vinyl) to help set the mood....

Gay is her middle name! No, really it is

I still have that set of records.
les

Probably worth a motza! Take it down to Candelo on Sunday, you might come home rich!!

Originally Posted by silentC

Gay is her middle name! No, really it is

As it happens, it's my middle name, too!

(But with an i, not a y).

I have the whole set too. I found it in a box of 'treasures' from my late mother-in-law's rather eclectic collection.

People often think I married my sister, because she has the same first and second names as my wife. They see her name in the golf results in the paper and think it's my sister (who is married now and has a different surname but they don't seem to think of that). Someone asked me once how my sister was going with the golf and I said oh no, she's my wife. Got some funny looks over that one

Two of my mum's cousins married each other. But not to worry! They were from separate branches (paternal and maternal) of her family tree. The weird part is that his surname was the same as her maiden name. Not an unusual name, and the cross-connection, if any, was way, way back.

Joe