Thread: 2012...end of the world...innit?

Ha, end of the world. I should be so lucky, I'm sure I must endure a lot more work, pain and crap before I'm let off the hook. Bucket list? mine is more like a 6 ton skip bin but I'll just roll with it and take it as it comes. Its the adventure of whats next and the journey If the world does end this year thats fine too, I could do with a long holiday
Prosper and enjoy all you good woodies. Happy New Year

Before the world ends again, I want to find this Katy before Undy does and I'd like to go home.

I think we should all be allowed to see a picture of Katy McEnzie. (Decent of course).

Seems the respondents of this thread, are just as interested in her, as they are the "end of the world".

Paul.

P. S. If I get busy again, can some one please inform me of when the next, "end of the world", will be.
As I get older I don't want to miss it.

Paul. (again)

Originally Posted by HOOKED.UP

I think we should all be allowed to see a picture of Katy McEnzie.....

Careful what you wish for.... Undie has to apologise to her... maybe he told her she was ugly.

Cliff.

I don't think it matters what she looks like.
After all, this is a thread about the "end of the world".

But before we loose this mortal coil, surely we are allowed this final question to be answered.

Actually, I would like it answered before the end of 2011.
But I do tend to rush things at times.

Paul.

Hey Claw Hama,

surely with a name such as Hama, shouldn't yours be a hit list?
Take it easy in the new year guys and remember! Keep off the grass

Cheers Oddjob1

I think I have it. Undie told Katy she'd be 42 if the world didn't cease in 2012. As we know, courtesy of Douglas Adam's Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, 42 is the meaning of life.

So this put dear Katy in a dilemma: She wished to realise the meaning of life, but not at the expense of being middle aged. Undie realised his mistake the moment the forty two words left his lips, but by then it was too late.

Katy's eyes had become slits, her mouth had all but disappeared and her finger nails were extending and retracting at 50Hz. Speech was cacophanous reminding Undie of her previous life as a sluphur crested white cockatoo.

Yes. An apology would be in order. (Maybe from me)

Regards
Paul
PS. Let me know if I have any of this wrong.
PPS. Love the thread.

BUSHMILLER.

A good sound theory there.

But would Undie be silly enough to try and quote a ladies age.

I know I have never been that brave, or hopefully that stupid.

I also believe, Undie's "towel" would have protected him in that instance of male madness.

Paul.

This thread is getting very weird.

Maybe he told her he was from the planet Beeblebrox??????


Or called her Eccentrica Gallumbits???

(nerd alert)

Hi Undie,
No wonder Woodworkers Journal called you a smart Aleck, you sure know how to get this lot wound up and I wont even mention pallet challenge.

Regards I take my hat off to you.

Edit: Their words were "wise guy". Not quite a seniors moment just lost in the double translation, I translated in my mind to what I reckoned they meant and then had to adjust what I remembered for posting

A Duke.

This is a serious subject mate.

Undie has intruduced the possible loss of the Human Race. (again).

Pallets are not a challenge, but a legitimate wood working resource.

Our Men's Shed is setting up an entire program to reuse pallets.

Back to the important stuff. .

Still need to see pics of Katy.

See you all next year, I am off now guys.
Have a great night and a really good 2012.

Paul.

Originally Posted by HOOKED.UP

But would Undie be silly enough to try and quote a ladies age..

Nope...I'm not that stupid

Originally Posted by tea lady

Can I come paragliding with you Undy ?

Sure TL..but I'll need to know how much you weigh...

Hey Undie, I have been talking to Katie and she would be thrilled if you appologised to her.
Here is her link. She said she has changed and is into peace and harmony and she hoped your
soul has healed.
Mind Body Spirit MP3 Downloads, Kate McKenzie - The Peace Room

Originally Posted by Claw Hama

I have been talking to Katie and she would be thrilled if you appologised to her.
She said she has changed and is into peace and harmony

Yeah..I know...She was on her way to becoming a merchant banker (in the 80s)
and I told her that there was no future in that sort of stuff.....

I advised her to re-align her chakras.......and passed her a herbal cigarette.