Thread: SWMBO's clothes

Iain.. your really begining to worry the hell out of me!

Chief returned last week from overseas, and as we had builders at home she took our baby daughter to a friend's empty house. With one thing and another, we ended up there for most of the week.

No laundy got done as a result but there was an abundance of packed underwear in suitcases. One day last week, I was therefore able to proudly tell my workmates (a select few) that I was wearing my wife's underwear.

They're her sporty ones so could reasonably pass off to the casual observer.

Originally Posted by havenoideaatall

Chief returned last week from overseas, and as we had builders at home she took our baby daughter to a friend's empty house. With one thing and another, we ended up there for most of the week.

No laundy got done as a result but there was an abundance of packed underwear in suitcases. One day last week, I was therefore able to proudly tell my workmates (a select few) that I was wearing my wife's underwear.

They're her sporty ones so could reasonably pass off to the casual observer.

So wot's yer cup size then ?

Originally Posted by echnidna

So wot's yer cup size then ?

I made a big (big being the operative word) of trying to fit my todger in to her knickers. It bloody went in as well. And she's not a big girl.

My reputation is in tatters. What with drop saws and knickers I've had quite a week.

Oh, sorry, excuse me, I think I've come though the wrong door...

[backs away]

Jeepers mate!

Originally Posted by havenoideaatall

My reputation is in tatters. What with drop saws and knickers I've had quite a week.

Are these two points related in some spectacularly horrible way :confused: :eek:

Originally Posted by Iain

When you cross dress while SWMBO is at work, do you wear her clothes or do you have your own secret supply.

I wear her clothes and run out in the street. That way some people actually believe I wear the pants in this family.

Originally Posted by havenoideaatall

I made a big (big being the operative word) of trying to fit my todger in to her knickers. It bloody went in as well. And she's not a big girl.

Those G strings can be murder, tho'

Originally Posted by scooter

Those G strings can be murder, tho'

I believe trip to the vet can cure that, they use a general too
My dogs have never complained, but they do bark an octave higher now

Reminds me of the Larson cartoon:

Originally Posted by Iain

When you cross dress while SWMBO is at work, do you wear her clothes or do you have your own secret supply.
Should be a poll really.
After the shower post this seemed almost appropriate

????????????? You actually wear clothes - plural - Oh, I see you are from Mexico, that must explain it - 7 seasons in one day.
Most of the year for us up here in God's country we only need stubbies and thongs [rubber feet kind - just to get in first]
Bob
PS Do you find the petticoats are a problem in the shed?

So Bob, do you use SWMBO's thongs or do you have a pink pair hidden in the shed?

Richard

Originally Posted by Bob38S

????????????? You actually wear clothes - plural - Oh, I see you are from Mexico, that must explain it - 7 seasons in one day.
Most of the year for us up here in God's country we only need stubbies and thongs [rubber feet kind - just to get in first]
Bob
PS Do you find the petticoats are a problem in the shed?

Strewth Bob! What a mental piccy! You and yer missus wearin' nuffin but your stubbies an' thongs..... does get them big chesty things caught in machinery often?:confused: