Thread: Like the Bride's Nighty!

Your orbital sander makes shavings?? :eek: :eek: :eek:

Yeah, me mate put me onto this ubeaut paper - I'm still trying to find him so I can 'thank' him :mad:

No, the shavings were all honestly obtained using my unbranded, el cheapo No4 that I liberated from a second hand market, my old block plane that I liberated from my Dad, and my spokeshave - second hand but unused from that same second hand market but at a bargain price. Said spokeshave actually works now that I've finally got an edge on it - it appears to have come out of the Stanley factory with a cutting edge that would make a butter knife coo with envy.

Cheers
Richard

Originally Posted by echnidna

Whats the ffinish on the shavings MP ?

A secret family recipe of N.C.L & wax..

Originally Posted by Gingermick

If you can see the floor, or more than 20% of bench space, it's clean

I can scarcely stand all the crap on the floor!!!!!!!! :mad:

Gingermick you got it wrong... If only 2% of the floor or bench is covered with 'stuff' it's in need of a clean up!!! :eek: :eek: :eek:

Just how are you expected to stuff up a piece of furniture or art with all that crap all over the place?????

Originally Posted by MajorPanic

Gingermick you got it wrong... If only 2% of the floor or bench is covered with 'stuff' it's in need of a clean up!!! :eek: :eek: :eek:

I fully agree with that. Clean up every day is my motto.


Peter.

Originally Posted by Sturdee

Clean up every day is my motto.

I appear to have stumbled into an alternative universe. Could someone please direct me back to reality ... well, my version of it anyway :confused:

Richard

Cooommmme Baaaaccckkk Richaaaaard,
Youll get lost in Clean Freak Space and there might even be Dark Siders there!!!

Originally Posted by echnidna

Cooommmme Baaaaccckkk Richaaaaard,
Youll get lost in Clean Freak Space and there might even be Dark Siders there!!!

Nahhh! True Dark Siders are perpetually ankle-deep in nice curly shavings. Keeps the feet warm and reduces heating costs

Cheers!

My Little Princess (4) loves playing with the big shavings from my plane. It's amazing where I find them, though I do have a healthy commiseration for the poor beggar she eventually marries

Richard

Originally Posted by Auld Bassoon

Nahhh! True Dark Siders are perpetually ankle-deep in nice curly shavings. Keeps the feet warm and reduces heating costs

Cheers!

I find this hard to beleive as TRUE dark siders take the aforementioned plane shavings around to other dark siders & compares their respective results!
Shavings are hence thin on the ground!!!!

Originally Posted by Daddles

I appear to have stumbled into an alternative universe. Could someone please direct me back to reality ... well, my version of it anyway :confused:

Richard

Here ya go.
Some hypnotherapy

Al

bounce, bounce, bounce.

She wouldn't be a single mother at my son's school by any chance would she?

Richard

No sorry.

Its Miss Marple.

Al :eek: