Thread: Butt Dust
24th Dec 2007, 02:31 PM #1
I am sure this one will bring a smile to your face as it did me ENJOY!
What is Butt Dust?
What, you ask, is "Butt dust?" Read on and you'll discover the joy in it!
JACK (age 3) was watching his Mum breast-feeding his new baby sister. After a while he asked: "Mum why have you got two? Is one for hot and one for cold milk?"
MELANIE (age 5) asked her Granny how old she was. Granny replied she was so old she didn't remember any more. Melanie said, "If you don't remember you must look in the back of your panties. Mine say five to six."
STEVEN (age 3) hugged and kissed his Mum good night. "I love you so much that when you die I'm going to bury you outside my bedroom window."
BRITTANY(age 4) had an earache and wanted a pain killer. She tried in vain to take the lid off the bottle. Seeing her frustration, her Mum explained it was a child-proof cap and she'd have to open it for her. Eyes wide with wonder, the little girl asked: "How does it know it's me?"
SUSAN (age 4) was drinking juice when she got the hiccups. "Please don't give me this juice again," she said, "It makes my teeth cough."
DJ (age 4) stepped onto the bathroom scale and asked: "How much do I cost?"
MARC (age 4) was engrossed in a young couple that were hugging and kissing in a restaurant. Without taking his eyes off them, he asked his dad: "Why is he whispering in her mouth?"
CLINTON (age 5) was in his bedroom looking worried. When his Mum asked what was troubling him, he replied, "I don't know what'll happen with this bed when I get married. How will my wife fit in?"
JAMES (age 4) was listening to a Bible story. His dad read: "The man named Lot was warned to take his wife and flee out of the city but his wife looked back and was turned to salt." Concerned, James asked: "What happened to the flea?"
TAMMY (age 4) was with her mother when they met an elderly, rather wrinkled woman her Mum knew. Tammy looked at her for a while and then asked, "Why doesn't your skin fit your face?"
The Sermon I think this Mum will never forget.... this particular Sunday sermon..."Dear Lord," the minister began, with arms extended toward heaven and a rapturous look on his upturned face. "Without you, we are but dust..." He would have continued but at that moment my very obedient daughter who was listening leaned over to me and asked quite audibly in her shrill little four year old girl voice, "Mum, what is butt dust?"
24th Dec 2007, 11:13 PM #2
and enjoy it i did.Cheers Fred
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25th Dec 2007, 09:01 AM #3
Does anyone have a means of cleaning breakfast spray off the screen.
26th Dec 2007, 09:17 AM #4
26th Dec 2007, 02:03 PM #5
26th Dec 2007, 03:00 PM #6
Here I sit listening to the cricket and looking at the screen on the shed computer laughing and my family once again thinks I have lost my mind!
...often heard to say, "Honey, where are the bandaids?"
26th Dec 2007, 05:06 PM #7
Butt Dust dear is when old grandparent's use to much talc in the shorts and phart thats when you see little clouds of Butt Dust
Thanks guy's it is a great one hope your Christmas wishes all come true
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